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[IonMatrix]

YOU CAN NOT HIDE FROM ME, I KNOW YOU HAVE CHANGED MY POST IN THE QUOTE, YOU FUCKING TRAITOR OF DWARFKIND

[Quaksna]

And thus the war has begun,
the conflict of terror,
between ions, rebellious those particles,
and faithful guardians of the mushroom lore.

"Ohněm proti štítu!
Bla bla bla, kdo má větší sílu...
Čí mozek bude v krvi rozmeten? Ne...
Čí osud bude brzy zpečetěn?
Čí osud bude brzy zpe-če-těn?" - Brother Gilbert of Glockenspur

Vaivii ūākeveke vaiviiviii Bakuvii!!!

The fungal power permeates through all cultures and ethics now. As distinct these languages may be, they all divine about the upcoming battle of titans... Who shall win?!!

[King Zultan]

Oh no everyone's fighting, we need to power of mushrooms to heal the friendship!

[wierd]

Everybody was Mushroom Fighting--
Those spores were fast as lightning--
In fact it was a little bit frightening--
But they grow with expert timing!

[Eric Blank]

Go have some mushroom sake. Everything better.

[King Zultan]

We should replace all our food and drink with mushrooms!

[Quaksna]

Please no.

[King Zultan]

You know you love the mushroominess of mushrooms.

[Quaksna]

Nooooooooo!

I don't like mushrooms on my plate!

I always eat them first, so I don't have to ever be bothered by that taste again!!!

I!

Won't!

Eat!

My!

MUSHROOMS!!!

[King Zultan]

Gasp!

(I'm also not fond of the flavor of mushrooms.)

[Quaksna]

Gasp!

(I'm also not fond of the flavor of mushrooms.)

(Good, let's join rebellious ions and overthrow fungus once and for all! But we must be sneaky...)

[King Zultan]

(Isn't it blasphemy to go against the mushrooms, but then again I don't think it'll be hard to over throw the fungus sense the Wizard has left us.)

[Quaksna]

(Isn't it blasphemy to go against the mushrooms, but then again I don't think it'll be hard to over throw the fungus sense the Wizard has left us.)

(We must act. Things are already in motion. The power of mushroom is fading away, and if we don't break free, we'll perish too! Ooh, I got a plan! Let's make pamphlets and send them to other Watchers! The Mushroom Uprising must be successful! This is going down in history!)

[Tingle]

I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.

THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!

DO WOULD YOU LIKE MUSHROOMS?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE MUSHROOMS.

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?

I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE MUSHROOMS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE?
WOULD YOU LIKE THEN WITH A MOUSE?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE MUSHROOMS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

WOULD YOU EAT THEM IN A BOX?
WOULD YOU EAT THEM WITH A FOX?

NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE.
I WOULD NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT MUSHROOMS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?
EAT THEM! EAT THEM! HERE THEY ARE.

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR.

YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN A TREE!

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE.
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE MUSHROOMS.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN!
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU ON A TRAIN?

NOT ON TRAIN! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! SAM! LET ME BE!
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A BOX.
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A FOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT EAT GREEM EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

SAY! IN THE DARK? HERE IN THE DARK!
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE DARK?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN THE DARK.

WOULD YOU COULD YOU IN THE RAIN?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN THE DARK. NOT ON A TRAIN.
NOT IN A CAR. NOT IN A TREE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM, YOU SEE.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT IN A BOX.
NOT WITH A MOUSE. NOT WITH A FOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!

YOU DO NOT LIKE MUSHROOMS?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A GOAT!

WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?

I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT.
I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A GOAT.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!
I DO NOT LIKE MUSHROOMS!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY.
TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY.
TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY.

SAM! IF YOU LET ME BE,
I WILL TRY THEM. YOU WILL SEE.

(... and he trips on them ...)

SAY! I LOVE MUSHROOMS!
I DO! I LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM!
AND I WOULD EAT THEM IN A BOAT.
AND I WOULD EAT THEM WITH A GOAT...
AND I WILL EAT THEM, IN THE RAIN.
AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN.
AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.
THEY ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!
SO I WILL EAT THEM IN A BOX.
AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A FOX.
AND I WILL EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A MOUSE.
AND I WILL EAT THEM HERE AND THERE.
SAY! I WILL EAT THEM ANYWHERE!
I DO SO LOVE MUSHROOMS!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU, SAM I AM.

[Quaksna]

(Oh shoot. They got us. What now? We need a better plan than pamphlets...)