Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[King Zultan]

I HAVE DONE IT, I've eaten a mushroom in real life!


Where is everybody?

[wierd]

shambling about, trying to keep old people from being impossibly self-destructive as part of my pointless nightly exercise, while dead tired.

That's where.

What kind of mushroom did you eat?  Was it special, or just culinary?

[King Zultan]

It was a regular mushroom that was in some pasta a relative got while we were at a restaurant.

I have no idea what kind of mushroom it was, other than it wasn't poisonous because no one died.

[Spriggans]

If it was neither a poisonous nor a hallucinogenic _{(thanks google translate for that one !)} mushroom, then what was the point of eating it ?

[wierd]

At the very least, consume an exotic wild forest mushroom or something.

[King Zultan]

I'm pretty sure all the mushrooms in my area are poisonous.

[Bumber]

I didn't eat any mushrooms and I got terribly sick over the last 3 days. Coincidence? Maybe.

Maybe not.

[King Zultan]

*Puts on tinfoil hat*

That must mean that any food that isn't a mushroom is poisonous, and we are told otherwise by the government because they want to keep us weak so they can do sinister things!

[Tingle]

Hmmmmm?!? That fragrant musty scent! Sir! You have found a Scroll! Splendid! Splendid! Show me! Show me!

[King Zultan]

Return the slab scroll, or suffer my curse.

[Quaksna]

Sorry guys, Q'uaksna's having terrible mood swings these days. One half of day he's writing testaments and planning suicide, the other he can't stop laughing looking at a bearded dragon.

I think that these mushrooms I ate caused some sort of insanity. Hope it's temporal, I feel like an escaped lunatic all over again. Are you happy now, screw press of society?!!

Edit : Insanity's gone. Let's get back to work...

[Superdorf]

Oog, that sounds awful... take care of yourself buddy 

[Quaksna]

Eh, I sincerely hope it's over now. Yesterday, during confession to a priest I cried, for the very first time. Feeling a lot better now. So it wasn't because of mushrooms after all  .

As for the scroll... It is highly damaged, we have only few segments with Superdorf playing with board game figures, so we mus properly restore it. Look forward, eat mushrooms and stuff.

[Tingle]

After my tears had soaked my wooden pillow mushrooms quickly sprouted, they have a taste that is growing on me.
Hmmmurph

[Spriggans]

@Tingle : did you create this account only for this thread ?

With all your riddly sentences, could you, by any means, be the Wizard's reincarnation ?!