Name: Bogosort-chan
Appearance: Bogosort-chan looks like a fairly normal, if short human, white-skinned (usually -- it's not unknown for it to change color randomly if she's affected by something). Her hair is in pigtails which go down to her back, and is an eclectic, rainbow-colored mess, with patches of individual colors scattered with no rhyme or reason, which shifts into other random patterns every few seconds. Her clothes are surprisingly normal and mundane for an AI, as they just look like, well, what are normal clothes for humans, albeit clothes just chosen completely at random per mission. For Mission 0, she wore wearing a yellow sweater and a pair of jean shorts.
Product: Data Sorting
Quirk: Bogosort: Every post that is made with Bogosort-chan, whether in or out of combat, has a spoiler at the end with 5 numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5. They are completely randomly arranged, and if they happen to be arranged in ascending order then Bogosort-chan gains a Quantum Bogosort Charge.
Bogosort can expend a Quantum Bogosort Charge to power up into Quantum Bogosort-chan, boosting her spell power and allowing her to choose her spells and targets.
Attributes: Bogo: 7: All of Bogosort-chan's Methods and spells are powerful, but the tradeoff for this is that all spells and all Methods have a target chosen randomly (within friendly spells choosing among friendly targets, and hostile spells choosing among hostile targets). Bogosort-chan's non-Method spells are limited to having the same effects as her Methods, but are naturally significantly less powerful. Further upgrades to this attribute will create more stipulations on randomness, but significantly increase Method and spell power.
sort: 3: This stat governs the effectiveness of Bogosort-chan's defense against Methods. While it is on the balance presently mediocre, the higher the value used to cast the Method Bogosort-chan is hit with, the more resistance she has against it.
-chan: 4: Bogosort-chan's durability against non-Method attacks and general mobility, both governed by this stat, are both fairly mediocre, but not nonexistent.
Methods: Check Validity [3]: This Method has Bogosort-chan cast a heal which directly affects the target, with them flashing green for a moment. It is more effective if the target does not have a negative condition currently affecting them.
Fireball Method v1.0 [4]: An extremely basic and likely very, very old attack method which does not appear to be native to Bogosort-chan like Check Validity and Value Rearrangement. This is, well, a fireball, but in extremely busy fights, its highly unoptimized processing becomes strained and its effect becomes increasingly unpredictable, for better or for worse.
Value Rearrangement [5]: Bogosort-chan attempts to directly damage a randomly-chosen one of the Attributes of the target, lowering its value numerically. This is a Line of Sight ability, with a brief, scrambling visual distortion around the target indicating its hit.