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Pavellius

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Bureaucracy — Five o' clock
« on: August 20, 2019, 02:12:44 am »

The Ministry of Information is always looking for sharp, motivated individuals who know too much. Lucky for you, they've got some entry-level openings, too.

Human Resources
Spoiler: Form 27B-6 (click to show/hide)

Supply and Logistics
Form 88I-8
Global Supply Catalog

Maintenance
Spoiler: Form 12A-2 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Form 12Q-2 (click to show/hide)
SDS Database

Nutriment
« Last Edit: September 03, 2019, 10:09:17 pm by Pavellius »
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mightymushroom

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2019, 11:03:14 am »

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Please fill out using a blue or black pen.

Last Name: Dun
First Name: Poz
M.I.: I
Sex: Male
Permanent Residence Address: 40001 Leagunder Street, Vernia City

3474437
If you own a Priority Rationing Certificate, write your PRC number in the space above:
What position are you applying for? Plant Waterer
What distinguishes a 27 type form from other 20 series forms? The number 7?

Selected applicants will be notified within 3 to 12 business days. In order to prevent processing delays, make sure to answer all questions.

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Pavellius

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2019, 01:32:27 pm »

Processing error! I see a question that hasn't been answered  :P
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mightymushroom

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2019, 03:20:53 pm »

But ... But ... I followed directions and wrote the PRC number above the space! Did I use the wrong number? :-[
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Supernerd

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2019, 03:36:22 pm »

I see what Poz did wrong. He didn't answer all questions, he only answered the questions... That were asked on the form!  ;D

« Last Edit: August 20, 2019, 05:12:56 pm by Supernerd »
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websim.ai is coming dangerously close to being able to run Gridhood. Maybe I'll live to see the day if I exercise, eat right, and somehow convince the world's governments not to nuke everyone.

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2019, 06:19:04 pm »

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2019, 07:07:20 pm »

« Last Edit: August 20, 2019, 07:10:16 pm by hector13 »
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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2019, 08:48:47 pm »


The word blue now looks funny to me.

mightymushroom

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2019, 09:02:56 pm »

((Okay, so _eventually_ I figured it out. I'm letting my other response stand as in character, though. Poz maybe doesn't have the right mindset to work at the MoI.))

Eventually, after much explaining, his form might be amended to:
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MaxTheFox

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2019, 04:17:25 am »

PTW.
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King Zultan

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2019, 07:12:54 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Pavellius

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2019, 04:16:31 pm »

((Job offers have been sent to most applicants' home addresses. Those of you who did not receive one can reapply. I will try to post the equipment order form today or tomorrow.))
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Pavellius

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2019, 10:11:14 pm »

Chapter 1: A Little Get-Together

Human Resources is holding a party in the Ministry Plaza for the new-hires of the month, and everyone who received a job offer has been invited! Here's your chance to meet your future co-workers, and make a good first impression on the management. Of course, you could stay secluded in your apartment or coffin cube and read a nice book instead. Or maybe take a pleasant walk in the constant rain.

Spoiler: If you go (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: If you don't (click to show/hide)

((Players without job offers can still apply.))
« Last Edit: August 25, 2019, 02:19:05 am by Pavellius »
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Supernerd

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2019, 10:21:21 pm »

Carl Stetlon will attend the party. The impression I will attempt to make is that of an attentive straight-laced employee. I will not attempt to impress anyone.
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websim.ai is coming dangerously close to being able to run Gridhood. Maybe I'll live to see the day if I exercise, eat right, and somehow convince the world's governments not to nuke everyone.

King Zultan

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Re: Bureaucracy – Paperpushers needed at the MOI!
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2019, 06:39:05 am »

I shall try again.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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