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[Superdorf]

"Hm. Your al-che-my might find much demand soon... first, though, I should like words with this 'Lugdog'!"
Head over to the half-orc. "Good day, sir. I am told you seek foes to match you in a game of drink?"

[March]

"Hm. Your al-che-my might find much demand soon... first, though, I should like words with this 'Lugdog'!"
You head over to the half-orc. "Good day, sir. I am told you seek foes to match you in a game of drink?"

The half-orc woman spits out in broken common, "Drink beer, Lugdog? Handful shinies table, not pass out get all." she pulls a literal handful of measures out of a pouch and puts it on the table, probably around ten or upwards of twenty seems to be the bet.

[King Zultan]

Ask Makdt if we can participate in the drinking contest, sense we don't have any money of our own.

[Superdorf]

Ask Makdt if we can participate in the drinking contest, sense we don't have any money of our own.

+1, but let's be more specific about it...
Head back to Makdt. "It seems Lugdog sets an en-try fee of ten and five measures. The winning con-test-ant takes all en-try fees as a prize."
"Shall I attempt this con-test?"

[Naturegirl1999]

Ask Makdt if we can participate in the drinking contest, sense we don't have any money of our own.

+1, but let's be more specific about it...
Head back to Makdt. "It seems Lugdog sets an en-try fee of ten and five measures. The winning con-test-ant takes all en-try fees as a prize."
"Shall I attempt this con-test?"

+1

[March]

You head back to Makdt. "It seems Lugdog sets an en-try fee of ten and five measures. The winning con-test-ant takes all en-try fees as a prize.", Makdt pulls out fifteen measures from her coin purse and hands them to you
"Shall I attempt this con-test?" you ask and she tells you, "You have my utmost faith."

[Superdorf]

Grin. "I shall keep that faith close to heart, then!"
Return to Lugdog. Slap our fifteen measures onto the table. "I chal-lenge thee, ma-am Lugdog!"

[March]

You do the face stuff. "I shall keep that faith close to heart, then!"
You return to Lugdog, slapping your fifteen measures onto the table. "I chal-lenge thee, ma-am Lugdog!"
"Bird bring lots beer!" Lugdog shouts out and soon enough there is plenty of foaming beer for the contest.

"Drink!" Lugdog says raising a mug

[Superdorf]

Drink.

[March]

You pick up a mug and drink it with the half-orc; it is a wheat beer but is surprisingly not as bitter for as much hops you taste.
No sooner do you finish the mug of this alcoholic cloudy yellow liquid does the half orc raise another mug with, "Drink!"

[Naturegirl1999]

continue drinking. Don’t stop, we are undead so alchohol shouldn’t affect us, tights.

[Superdorf]

Yes yes, drink for as long as necessary. Our stomach is a sack; we oughta be ju-u-ust fine.

[March]

You drink several more rounds with the half-orc; filling your empty guts with beer.

The fifth round rolls around and Lugdog passes out, making you the winner!

You've won and so claim the money, your guts however do not agree to being full of beer and make it well known to you.

On top of some intestinal discomfort you actually are slightly drunk.

[Superdorf]

Glorious victory! We should probably empty out our stomach-sack tho.
Discreetly make our way to the nearest lavatory facility (or outhouse). Disgorge the excess alcohol into a suitable disposal, and return.
Interesting that we wound up feeling the effects of the alcohol, even if not by much. Maybe our bodily processes aren't quite as fantastical as I'd been lead to believe... wait, I should check that statement.
What does drunkenness feel like to us?

[March]

You make our way out to the street and empty your guts of as much alcohol as you can into a suitable disposal drain around the back corner of the drunken kenku.

You feel dizzy and wet inside and... and...
You lay down on the grate looking into the sewer below and dry heave.
[Had a bit too much to drink eh?] you hear someone say but you can't see them.