KitRougard and TheRedwolf, your game starts now. Do not look at your opponent's spoilers until after the match.
War has changed.♪ SomnuspherePlease choose 1 upgrade, spoiler this.
A. (Cookie Jar Upgrade) Your barriers make an alert noise when an enemy is near. Indicating which barrier.
B. (Top Shelf Upgrade) Barriers can be switched at the start of each turn between retracted into the ground or raised back up.
C. (Graham Cracker Upgrade) You can build an extra 2 barriers.
D. (Heigh-Ho Upgrade) Workers gain +1 resource collection but sing when collecting, leave a trail of crumbs when moving, and are blind to their surroundings.
ABSOLUTE UNITS
OMINOUS PIZZA TIME
All Competitors Shall Fall. Welcome to Mario's Pizza de Delizioso, an old style Italian Pizzeria that TOTALLY doesn't dabble in ancient magic why would you say that?
Resourced from the battlefield. Try The Sauce, an ancient marinara recipe handed down from generations long ago. Has mysterious powers.
MARIO BIANCHI
The founder of Mario's Pizza de Delizioso, a proud Italian riding on a horse of various pizza materials. Is skilled in the art of Pizzomancy.
♥ Limit 1 at a time. Must wait 4 turns between summons.
♥ Remove "Delayed Summon" trait from allies.
♥ 4 hit points.
♥ Ignore 1 damage from each attack.
★ 4 damage melee attack.
★ Move up to 2 steps.
BAKED ELEMENTAL
A solid, humanoid form crafted of baked pizza dough. Crusty!
♥ Delayed Summon: Summons the turn AFTER payment.
♥ 5 hit points.
♥ Ignore 1 damage from each attack.
★ 1 damage melee attack.
★ Move 1 step.
★ Combines with a Worker to create a Flying Saucer.
FLYING SAUCER
OMFG FLYING PIZZA. Comes with heat-seeking Meatball Missiles!
♥ Delayed Summon: Summons the turn AFTER payment.
♥ 2 hit points.
★ 3 damage melee attack.
★ Move up to 2 steps. Ignore Barriers.
(Worker) SAUCE ELEMENTAL
A small, humanoidish blob of delicious marinara sauce, blessed with minor sentience due to the aforementioned "sauce" being "The Sauce."
RUFF AND ROLL (ELECTRIC BOOGILOO)
Welcome to The Doghouse, made of wood that produces bones for the war effort. Mind the Bone Piles laying on the ground.
ELITE ATTACK CHIHUAHUA
♥ 1 hit point.
★ Move up to 2 steps.
★ 1 damage melee attack.
★ Swarm: Can merge with other Chuahuas to combine melee damage and hit points, or separate based on remaining hp.
ELITE DOBERBOT 9000
♥ 5 hit points.
♥ Can't take more than 1 damage per turn.
★ Move up to 2 steps.
★ 1 damage melee attack.
ELITE ROTTWEILENGINEER
♥ 1 hit point.
★ Move 1 step.
★ Fortify: Increase a unit’s defense by 1, up to 5.
(Worker) SHIBA INU
A dog that works. They are skilled at collecting bones and whatever else workers do in this game.
REMOVED:
ARF-TILLERY
♥ 1 hit point.
★ 1 damage ranged attack up to 4 spaces. Explosive Ammo: also damage all nearby identical units.
GOLDEN REPAIRER
♥ 1 hit point.
★ Move 1 space.
★ Heal: Can restore 1 hit point to all nearby units.
If there is nothing egregiously wrong
and you think you can work with these please accept your units. Do not spoiler.
Be sure not to accidentally quote this post as you will see everything.
Edit: Requested corrections.