((The game isn’t dead yet, I will PM the remaining person and if they don’t post today or tomorrow I will do the turn))
((Miscounted, we have all 8, turn will be done later today))
"Seriously what the hell is even going on, was that cave just full of hallucinogens or some shit, you know what screw this place lets go steal a bus and go home!"
Have my people help me find a bus to steal.
Name: King Zultan
Description: A three headed rat in kingly attire with one crown shared by all three heads, he's slightly shorter than the average human.
Starting Location: In the back room of an abandoned Blockbuster video store.
Goal: To rule over my own kingdom.
Inventory:
Key Snake
Knife
Crowbar
Zultan's Party: Everyone has a knife and a crowbar, but Melanie who only has a knife.
Tweedledee Zombie rat has ghost
Tweedledum Zombie rat has ghost
Reginald Rat
Jane Human
Ajohn Human
Melanie Human
Tazz 1 Human has ghost
Tazz 2 Human has ghost
Tazz 3 Human has ghost
6 Rats
4
You find a bus and start driving. As you drive, you notice there is someone on the bus who woke up shortly after you start driving.
"Oh hey, weird town, yeah? Where we going?" You notice his voice is slurred
Name: Bowser
Description (Incase you don’t know already): Large, bipedal, Fire-breathing tortoise complete with claws on his fingers and toes, and spikes on his shell, and some red hair between two horns on his head. Yellow-orange skin, green shell.
Starting location: My freaking castle. There’s a lot of lava here too, so it’s like a hell-equivalent area
Goal: Conquer the world!! Crud maybe I will even build my own galaxy hahahahaha!
Owned vehicle: A clown copter with a built in cannon in the “mouth”
Current army: 1 pilot from Tokyo (equipment: poison resistant armor and proton ray)
Inventory: Hypnosis ray, and blueprints for: animal translator, Romania translator, magic detector, and a rocket (size not determined, blueprint damaged)
Alright so let’s go find this guy and take him out together. We’ll worry about the ships later. You guys can fight, right?
Do some stretching to loosen myself up
5
(Clowncopter repairs: 6)
The clowncopter is repaired in record time. You think you can hear it say
"I'm ready"Attack the zerg and drive them off.
Name:Scotty
Description:A Tyrannosaurus rex.
Starting Location:A field near the town.
Goal:Eat food.
2v6
As you attack, you notice more of them are coming to your location
Shake the guinea pig off my leg with all my rage and anger.
1
You try shaking it off, however it bites down harder, you feel pain shoot through your leg as you feel like your foot is about to be torn off
have the zerglings rush the cult of Kenneth
I use the psi-enchaner to boost my abilities to the absolute peak of all creation
have another armada come to back up the one getting wrecked
have the carriers start annihilating those intruders
probes build a navigation system and install it into the mother ship
Keep launching torpedoes
thunderhawk gunships continue boarding attacks
Newly arriving ultramarine ships bombard protoss base
Librarian casts curse of Omnissiah to make foul alien machinery malfunction horribly
This planet belongs to mankind, foul alien.
YESSSSSS, DEMONS! SUMMON MORE CULT, MOOORE!
Otherwise, kenneth shall eliminate all these not-nids with panzerfaust. He will succeeed
[Curse of Omnissiah: 5]
[Summoning more Cult members: 6]
[Psi Enhancement: 6]
[Zergling RushvCult of Kenneth: 3+1 Psi-Enhancement v 2+1Cult Summoning]
[Panzerfaust AttackvNot-nids: 1 v 1]
[Armada Back up: 1]
[Carriers Attack: 2-1 Curse of Omnissiah v 4+1 New ships]
[Torpedo Launching: 5+1 Perseverance v 3-1 Interception -1 Curse of Omnissiah]
[Thunderhawk Boarding Attacks: 3+1 perseverance v 2 -1 Interception -1 Curse of Omnissiah]
[Build Navigation and Install into Mothership: 5-1 curse of Omnissiah]
More soldiers exit the portal ready for battle. These aren't human, these are demons who have agreed to help the cult for an as yet unspecified price. Lazarus's psi-enhancements go so well that he thinks he may be able to move things with his mind, though he might not be able to control what moves and where it will go. The Curse of Omnissiah works so well that it affects things both on the planet and in space. Lazarus uses his psi-enhancement to help the zerglings by making them less suseptible to pain. The newly summoned members manage to kill some, but not as fast as they spawn. Meanwhile the Panzerfaust and the Protoss cannons exchange fire, though everyone inexplicably misses and hits the ground near their targets. The message for Armada backup has been intercepted by the Zergs, who send some of their ships instead, hindering the Armada's ability to defend against the torpedoes and thunderhawks. The torpedo fire and thunderhawks with the help of the Zerg kill all but one ship in the Armada. Back on Earth, carriers are hindered due to the curse and only one remains. In the midst of all this, the probes manage to get the navigator installed, but in order to ensure safer travelling, the battle must be over before it can fly.
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