Let my genetically enhanced physiology to fix my body
Request local goverment to be more proactive in seeking out cults worshipping xenos or dark gods of chaos or whatever else
(Sorry about the bad rolls)
1,2
You try to heal yourself but somehow cause more damage to yourself instead. Your limbs sometimes get stuck instead of moving how you want them to. (There are two rolls for each action involving use of arms or legs. One to determine if they work and one for the normal action roll. 1-3 is that they freeze up, 4-6 is that work as intended. If the limbs freeze up, you will attempt a way to do said action differently, example, attempting to run. If your legs freeze up you will use your arms to move instead)
I use my time-slowing powers, then I shoot both of the bandits in their heads.
Once it's done, I interrogate Fred about the whereabouts of Merciless Richard, aka my target and arch-nemesis.
6
You slow time and shoot the bandits. Before their corpses hit the ground, you begin asking Fred about Merciless Richard. As you do this you realize you forgot to speed up time before interrogation, so you do so. Fred asks “that was really fast, can you repeat that?”
"I don't know how they got there because I wasn't there."
Guide the train to the Blockbuster so he can remove the rails.
Name: King Zultan
Description: A three headed rat in kingly attire with one crown shared by all three heads, he's slightly shorter than the average human.
Starting Location: In the back room of an abandoned Blockbuster video store.
Goal: To rule over my own kingdom.
Inventory:
Knife
Crowbar
Zultan's Party: Everyone has a knife and a crow bar.
Tweedledee Zombie rat has ghost - back at base
Tweedledum Zombie rat has ghost - back at base
Reginald Rat
Jane Human
Ajohn Human
Melanie Human
Tazz 1 Human has ghost - back at base
Tazz 2 Human has ghost - back at base
Tazz 3 Human has ghost - back at base
5
You all make it to the Blockbuster safely. You notice a ship crash in the distance
Explore the area.
Name:Scotty
Description:A Tyrannosaurus rex.
Starting Location:A field near the town.
Goal:Eat food.
4
You find various hadrosaurs and oachycephalosaurs in the area. You can see buildings in the distance outside of your radius. There are humans nearby, being careful to avoid being inside the radius while observing you
*SNIFF SNIFF*
HMMMMM, Kenneth smells the presence of the....Ultrasmurfs! SUPERBAD MEN MAY ARRIVE!
Kenneth will have to use the smugness radar to confirm potential ultra-smurf! DO IT NOW, KENNETH COMMANDS IT!
6
Your smugness radar detects ultrasmurfs heading towards your island from all sides