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[anaphaxeton]

Somebody has driven you to the edge. Somebody has driven you to murder. So, you're going to murder somebody.

1. To win, you must kill somebody.
2. But who? But who but five somebodies!
3. Do whatever you want, until you get attacked for it.
4. If you run out of time, somebody kills you. Sadly, somebody devours time and somebody stretches time. Time is putty.
5. But who?
6. These rules can be changed at any time.
(if you played a game that looked like this about two years ago, it was me)

Somebody: 10/10 HP.
Days Left: 30. [14/07/19]

[TricMagic]

End the Game.

[anaphaxeton]

End the Game.

Somebody told me that you aren't allowed to do that. Somebody will kill you if you end their game.

Somebody: 10/10 HP.
Days Left: 30. [14/07/19]

[TricMagic]

Kill the one who would kill me if I 'Ended the Game' in one move.

[anaphaxeton]

Kill the one who would kill me if I 'Ended the Game' in one move.

"It's not so easy to kill somebody, you know? You have to be that type of person."
Somebody will remember you for what you did. Somebody accosts you in an alley with a knife.

Somebody: 10/10 HP.
Days Left: 30. [14/07/19]

[Egan_BW]

Contemplate a solution to this scenario which does not require violence.

[anaphaxeton]

Contemplate a solution to this scenario which does not require violence.

You think about non-violence in a game that has 'kill' in its title. Perhaps you could kill somebody with kindness? Somebody takes a step closer to you, and somebody waves their knife.

Somebody: 10/10 HP.
Days Left: 30. [14/07/19]

[Egan_BW]

Oh wait, we're all the same person? Shit. Kill all the other players quick before they make us do dumb things!

[anaphaxeton]

Oh wait, we're all the same person? Shit. Kill all the other players quick before they make us do dumb things!

It's a plural you. Some Europeans think that English is a bit deficient for not having one. They walk into the alley.

You try to kill all of one other player, and discover that killing somebody else is easier than killing somebody. After a few seconds, TricMagic is on the floor from... undefined injuries. Soon, somebody stabs you, and you're on the floor too. Amazing.

TricMagic: 1/5 HP.
Egan_BW: 1/5 HP.

Some Europeans: 5 Europeans.
Somebody: 10/10 HP.
Days Left: 30. [14/07/19]

[Egan_BW]

Inform Someone that it doesn't matter if they kill me or not, for life is a dream and d̬e̷͎̪̦̖͍a̯͉t̟̙͉͕͉̱̖h ͞i̢̮s̤̖͔̟̰̘̜ ͏̳̝̲̤o̢͇̲͈̜n̹̮̮̙͙l̹y͈̦̱ ̣͚͜ͅt̴͉̟̹̟̗̮̻h̸̝̟̹̜̪̝ͅe͙̳̤̞ b͉͔̹͍͈̩e̫̲̱̠̱̺͎gin̘̳n͎̯̗͕i͏͙̭̹n̨͎̺̗͍̮g̯̯͜.͏̭͔̥ͅ

[KitRougard]

Pull out a pistol and shoot Somebody in the head.

[anaphaxeton]

Inform Someone that it doesn't matter if they kill me or not, for life is a dream and d̬e̷͎̪̦̖͍a̯͉t̟̙͉͕͉̱̖h ͞i̢̮s̤̖͔̟̰̘̜ ͏̳̝̲̤o̢͇̲͈̜n̹̮̮̙͙l̹y͈̦̱ ̣͚͜ͅt̴͉̟̹̟̗̮̻h̸̝̟̹̜̪̝ͅe͙̳̤̞ b͉͔̹͍͈̩e̫̲̱̠̱̺͎gin̘̳n͎̯̗͕i͏͙̭̹n̨͎̺̗͍̮g̯̯͜.͏̭͔̥ͅ

Someone is only going to kill you because you want to kill somebody. Somebody, someone, what's the difference?
(one's a number and one's a sack of meat)

Pull out a pistol and shoot Somebody in the head.

Now that's what somebody was expecting! The bullet stops in midair, then flies into some European chick. Now Europol is on your case as well.

Somebody continues to drive you to the edge of their knife.

TricMagic: 1/5 HP.
Egan_BW: 1/5 HP.

Some Europeans: 4 Europeans.
Somebody: 10/10 HP.
Days Left: 30. [14/07/19]

[Egan_BW]

Oh no, I don't want to kill somebody. That's just the premise of the game, but I don't care to play into it. There's always another way.
On that note, be somebody else.

[TricMagic]

SAVE the Game, so I'll RESET back to this point for as many times as I might die.

Then try to kill Somebody with Kindness.

[anaphaxeton]

Oh no, I don't want to kill somebody. That's just the premise of the game, but I don't care to play into it. There's always another way.
On that note, be somebody else.

There's always another way? But I thought that all of the other lines are closed for maintenance.
You are now somebody else. A... random method tells you that somebody else is William Redfern a surgeon shipped to Australia for his role in a mutiny. You aren't going to be the embodiment of somebody else, not yet.

SAVE the Game, so I'll RESET back to this point for as many times as I might die.

Then try to kill Somebody with Kindness.

You save the game, but discover that it's locked on ironman. No backsies. You attempt to kill somebody with Kindness, the name of my personal pistol. Somebody falls onto the floor, writhing. 7 damage.

...huh?


Somebody continues to drive you to the edge of their knife.

TricMagic: 1/5 HP.
Egan_BW: 1/5 HP.
William Redfern: 5/5 HP.

Some Europeans: 4 Europeans.
Somebody: 3/10 HP. On the floor.
Days Left: 30. [14/07/19]