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Author Topic: DOUBLEKING [Wrapping Up]  (Read 14139 times)

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Re: DOUBLEKING
« Reply #45 on: June 16, 2019, 09:02:22 pm »

fuck my dice are cursed

You know what it is muvverfooker.

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« Reply #46 on: June 17, 2019, 11:34:37 am »

Suplex this motherfucker, doesn't matter if I hit my head on the ground as well since it's made of diamond.


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fuck my dice are cursed

You know what it is muvverfooker.

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Nix manages to get the upper hand, slips behind Pres and proceeds to suplex him straight into a trashcan.  The two hang there for a second, holding the pose, before Pres suddenly squirms out of Nix's grasp, lands on all fours, and leaps forward as his mouth expands to frightening size. Nix puts out his arms to block and Pres swallows the right arm straight up to the elbow before his teeth clamp down like a beartrap. He can't bite the arm off but he gets a dangerous tight hold on it while he presses his palm into Nix's face and starts trying to shove the other man away while gnawing on the arm.

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« Reply #47 on: June 17, 2019, 01:03:17 pm »

~

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« Reply #48 on: June 17, 2019, 04:49:21 pm »

Hammerfist this guy's head until his brain explodes. If the hand currently not being eaten is the one with my iron knuckledusters, all the better.

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« Reply #49 on: June 17, 2019, 06:17:07 pm »

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Hammerfist this guy's head until his brain explodes. If the hand currently not being eaten is the one with my iron knuckledusters, all the better.

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Nix drives his left fist straight down into Pres' noggin. This has two results. First, it splits Pres' skull and leaves him laying face first on the ground, bleeding heavily and barely conscious. Second, it causes Pres' mouth to snap shut, severing Nix's arm just above the elbow. Nix staggers back, clutching his stump while Pres gurgles out a giggle on the ground.
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Pres attempts to push himself up but his arms are like noodles and he slumps back to the ground with a groan.

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Re: DOUBLEKING
« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2019, 06:33:20 pm »

Just curb stomp this fucker into the ground.
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« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2019, 06:49:23 pm »

"Don't worry folks, he's 'armless. Haha."
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« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2019, 12:29:35 pm »

fuckin' placeholder eh

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« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2019, 01:38:06 pm »

Just curb stomp this fucker into the ground.
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fuckin' placeholder eh

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Pres shakes off the stun from his head injury and, still bleeding pretty profusely, pulls the pin on his smoke grenade before swallowing it. That done he rolls backwards away from Whoever the heck that guy is, ejecting armed smoke grenades from his body as he does. Several come out as duds but  more than enough are fully formed and the alley almost instantly fills with so much smoke that not only seeing near impossible, breathing is quite troublesome as well. Pres, taking advantage of the moment, swallows his machine pistol and attempts to reform two of them, one in each hand. However, what comes out are only vaguely gun shaped lumps of metal.  However, that other guy is so blinded by the smoke that he can't even attempt a counter attack.

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« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2019, 01:47:10 pm »

Mhm.

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« Reply #55 on: June 18, 2019, 05:30:16 pm »

This fucker is still making noise so find him and headbutt the life out of him.

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« Reply #56 on: June 18, 2019, 11:29:21 pm »

Mhm.

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This fucker is still making noise so find him and headbutt the life out of him.

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Pres tosses aside the malformed guns and tries again, this time perfectly forming a pair of machine pistols. He squeezes both triggers and screams manically as he unleashes a mad spray of bullets down the length of the alley. Nix comes flying straight through the hail of bullets, jumping into melee range and grabbing Pres by the collar. He whips his head back and then brings it down onto the Pres' head, diamond side first. The blow knocks the Pres' crown right off and pulps his already damaged skull.

Nix, still coughing, retrieves the crown.


And we're on to our final fight!

Egan, where are they fighting?

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« Reply #57 on: June 19, 2019, 11:32:39 am »

A malfunctioning automated meat processing facility inside a hive of giant sapient wasps that hate all other intelligent life.
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Re: DOUBLEKING
« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2019, 03:13:28 pm »

A malfunctioning automated meat processing facility inside a hive of giant sapient wasps that hate all other intelligent life.
Killer.

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Re: DOUBLEKING
« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2019, 03:46:06 pm »

Intensify the effect of gravity on Berius, preferably to the bone crunching degree.

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(1) You start forward with determination and certainty. You carry this determination with you right into the gaping crater that opens under your feet. You fall into a pit. The sounds of combat above dim, along with the light from the suns. In the quiet below, you hear some other noises instead.
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