Turn 1: Planet Repairs, metal moons, and a growing slime problemDisgusted by the rocky moon, and the acidic pickle, Eronstile books it. Instead of trying to create a satellite, he decides to create his own planet. He is met with success, and the metal planet, with its high sheen, immediately reflects all the sunlight back at the remaining system. The gemstone plants and animals live in blissful ignorance while the remainder of the planets are bathed in what is essentially a second sun. Rosebud planet is slightly immune, but the mountainous world spends half its year bathing in light.
Petra combines their two aspects to make it hail on the mountain ranges, lowering their peaks. It also raises the water level slightly, which is a good thing!
Delicio's Blourbclouds slurp into existance and start devouring any organic matter they find. There isn't much, so they decide to go for inorganic matter as well!
The slime continent is expanding, slowly.ykvur begins humming a tune, and that tune persists throughout the Rosebush planet. They mix things up, and each location has a different song playing. This brings joy to everyone, including the plants and the gods.
Everyone has advantage next turn.Thalos once again snaps their fingers, and the realm of death appears! The planet they chose was rather unfortunate though, as it is mostly water,
but they do have great success. The shroud of death permiates through the seas, into the roots of the rosebush planet. This realm has greater reach than the last one.
The mountain and sea level continues to even out, per Asrieth's desire, until the world is approximately 50% water, 33% land, and 17% slime. They create three species of fish.
Together with Imic and Chungus, plantlife starts to grow. You got your trees, bushes, grass, seaweed, delicious seaweed, etc. Anything that attempts to grow in the slime territory gets devoured, but the rest of the planet is full of greens.
With the water levels okay, and the mountains ground down to a moderate level, Chungus decides to try to neutralize the acid rain with butter! This is quite foolish, as butter is an acid...but he rolled so well that he ended up using margarine instead! The acid rain has been neutralized, and now the rain is fatty and delicious.
This displeases Burt, who is already offended by the other gods dissing his babuszka's recipe. He decides to take revenge by recreating his hatemongering deer. He is met with partial success, as they come to life with more love in their hearts than hate.
As if the current slime predicament was not enough, Delicio adds even more slime! This time, a swinging tentacle slime comes into existance! The last creation took too much effort, and Delicio decides to save the last creation for another turn.
About the Kansas and dragon, they were on the water planet before. Perhaps spending time in the void switched the planets' inhabitants. Question, can a god who didn't move the planet summon it into existence? I didn't save the water planet with the plant hive mind, but another God did. Does it have to be that god that restores it? Or can I?
Honestly, as long as you roll well, I don't care what you do. The only thing that is set in stone is how much stability you can repair.
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