Act 1: A Universe Reborn
In the beginning, there was nothing, until the gods decided to start making shit again.
Asrieth was the first to act. They desired to see a large ball of water, filled with oxygen, and it appeared. It quickly began to compress from its own gravity, keeping itself nice and warm in this frozen void.
Before the ball of water even became a planet, Petra set up a star for it to orbit around. They had misjudged the angle, cuz, y'know, its just a big glob of water, and as it skirted past the sun, a whole bunch of it spurted off. The water that left the blobs gravity, and thus heat source, flash froze, leaving a field of ice asteroids in its wake. This may be an issue later on. There is a bright side though: Petra gained the aspect of Ice.
The blob of water needed a core, and possibly land too, and Imic was more than happy to make that happen. A molten core formed, and thus, tectonic plates. He created volcanos, and mountains, and mixed and mashed the tectonic plates. He ended up a little too carried away though, and the mountains are much too high, the valleys much to low, and a lot of the water was gone. Plants will have a hard time growing here.
Eronstile was next, and with their godly powers, they gave this lonely planet a satellite. What was supposed to be metal turned out to be dull stone, and thus the creatures and plants on this planet also lack metal. They do need names and such associated with them if you wish to keep them.
Perhaps the greatest act of this universe came from ykuvr, who, despite all odds ((and all attempts by the GM to thwart)) managed to bring something that had been erased back into existance. The Rosebush planet from Universe 0 is placed into the new suns orbit, along with the fish, seaweed, gemstone plants, crystal lasers, dragons, and even the one single Kanga Tribe. ((Now I have to go back and figure out if I forgot anything))
Thalos, as the successor of his predecessor, desired a new kingdom of death to be placed in this universe, but no matter how many times he snapped his fingers, it refused to appear.
Back on the water...well...mountain world, Delicio makes their mark, creating a slime generating volcano. It works out without a hitch, and soon there is a slime continent, with slime plants and slime animals. Please elaborate on these creations, at least give me names. Delicio also has advantage on their next slimey creation.
Acter came back into existance, grumpy as ever, and thankfully did not have to intervine in the planets creation ((because he rolled a 1 if he had to step in)).
Ultra Chungus tries to create delicious food on the water planet, but hurt itself in confusion when it became a mountainous world! Instead, he ended up thinking of buttery foods and covered a decent chunk of mountain ranges in (you guessed it) butter.
Aw shit, here we go again. Burt is up to his tricks and creates a space pickle? The odd shape gives it a weird orbit around the sun, and it spills brine all over the other two planets and one satellite. This isn't regular pickle juice though... It is raining acid everywhere. Against the GMs better judgment, Burt gets the pickle aspect.
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