Boost my children with the gift of flight and a fragment of my power.
You try to send a fragment of your power, but it missed. [Fail]
I gift the light warriors powerful war beasts.
Your 'war beasts' turn out to be powerful, and huge. They are 26 feet tall, and have obscenely long legs. A giant spike grows from their lower mandible, perfect for goring smaller beings. They don't seem to be to interested in fighting for one side or the other, so now they are here as a third party. Also they mad. [Overshoot]
Prompt humanity to improve their military and structural defenses in order to protect themselves from the myriad outside threats that have just arrived.
Furthermore, let's try to make it so that humans can improve their skills with greater alacrity than the other sapient and semi-sapient races.
You stumble with your words, and now they are improving their military, but not for defense. [Overshoot]
The humans get a small bump in their development of weapons, but that is about it. [Minor Success]
Set a series of crystals around the sea-planet they do nothing but reflect light sometimes.
Create the space-gazer plant also in the sea-planet they can "see" into space and instantly set their "face" in things coming to the planet from outside.
When the space-gazers detect something coming into the planet the crystals in space rearrange themselves to create a laser beam of reflected light destroying it
You get a little too aggressive with the crystal formation, but before you manage to glass a large chunk of the planet, you remember your recent success with the gemstone flowers, and back off. Along with islands, crystals now jut out of the sea. [Success]
Your star-gazer plants only have a detection range of mile above sea level. [Minor Success] The plants go haywire and now react to anything in the air above them. [Overshoot]
Teach undead crafts and art to make them less TURBOMURDERHOSTILE TO EVERYTHING
God damnit, you somehow manage to bring them back under your command and stop wanting to murder everything with a lesson in noodle art. The light beings are amazed and decide they won't be invading you. There are still those war beasts though... [Unexpected Boon, It actually works]
Patra tries to give some of the plants of the water world eyes as well as minds to process sensory input such as temperature, touch, vision, sound, etc
The plants have eyes! It is a terrifying sight, but while they can see, they can't process how beautiful the world around them is. [Minor Success]
I shall Create Dragons. Great, blue Dragons who’s breath is cold enough to freeze blood. They will be sea creatures who eat mostly fish, but can use their wings to fly as well, and as such can eat birds too. Also, I’ll make them really, really intelligent, pleasant, and wise. Let’s see how they do.
Thr dragons come into existance on the sea-world. They are just as you imagined, but with a small catch: those laser plants that want to kill everything are willing to ignore you. [Unexpected Boon]
Bombard the humans with radiation for SCIENCE and see what happens, then make the deer people smarter also for science.
In addition to what I was doing earlier, prevent the radiation bombardment.
5 vs 6As radiation prepares to bring humanity into the ghoulish age, it gets deflected away! Who is it going to hit? Lets find out!
(Rolls..)
As the radiation begins to cook the nearby forests, the nearly extinct elephants are the ones who get zapped, of all things. The next generation will be a sight to see, or not. Who knows, you might have just made them steril and doomed them.
Make it so that Dryad leaves provide slight passive plant-growth magic to their eaters, and Feline meat gives slightly hardened skin.
The leaves of the Dryads remain mundane [Fail], but eating the meat of a feline makes your skin harder now. [Success]
The Dead vs the Undying vs the DeadlyThe undead and the light beings are ready to cease fire due to divine intervention, but are suddenly being trampled by giant monsters. The undead below are able to trip these clumsy beasts up, while the light beings above are able to jump down on them and strike them where it hurts. Sadly, it is not enough, as even when they are dying, they are crushing dozens at a time. The undead lose plenty of numbers, but manage to survive. The light beings remain relativly unscathed other than the few who were crushed, and the war beasts, clumsy as they are, just seem to trip as they retreat. Their short existence is snuffed from the face of this planet, and they go exctinct.
Humans vs the worldThe humans are on the warpath. They being to burn down the forests where the deer folk and kanga live. No one is hurt, but everyone is pissed .
In lighter news, the irradiated elephants give birth to sapient elephant men!
Stability: 45%Shits fucked, yo.
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