"I say we help the beavers, it sound like something easy and I doubt that anyone will die or get maimed during it."
Search the minifridge for any alcohol and take it.
Name: Blarg
Animal Species: Anthropomorphic Zebra
size: Slightly taller than the average human.
Job / Class: Pistolero
Stats
Mind: 1
Strength: 2
Dexterity: 1
Equipment:
Standard firearm: A Mauser C96, an old as dirt ten round semi-auto handgun, it appears to have been gold plated.
Standard melee weapon: An old dingy golf club with a reinforced handle, from the looks of it its a nine iron.
standard armor set: A black business suit with torn up jeans that don't fit, a Kevlar vest underneath, and a M1 Helmet.
Lighter
Bottle of rubbing alcohol
Some rags
39 monies
alcohol gotten. three small bottles, you greedy Zebra, you.
"Sauermann. But Sourman is close enough."
Gershom glanced at the cat suspiciously, wondering if the extra ten monies were just a ruse to get him to come into its lunging range. Probably not. The cat seemed to be in a merciful mood right now.
"So, some people need convincing that a protection racket on a couple pigeons isn't worth their time? Yeah, I think that's my profile. I'll need info on them, though. Particularly why those pigeons won't just pay the racketeers."
Get more info on the Dove job.
UPD: After I have the information, follow Oscar and Lenora on their mission to get a fox out of the cops' claws. Small critters to the rescue!
Name: Gershom Sauermann
Animal Species: Intelligent Raven
Size: 24 inches from bill to tail
Job / Class: Hypnotherapy Postgraduate / Mental Wizard
Special Trait: Voice of Sauermann - if I pick my words carefully and control my tone of voice, I can speak in such a way that anyone hearing me will feel a strong, deep desire to agree without thinking.
Stats
Mind: 4
Strength: 0
Dexterity: 0
Equipment
Magic Focus (Mental Magic): a walnut-sized crystal ball fitted to a collar, which shows anything I want it to show and magically attracts the attention of anyone who sees it.
Spellbook (Mental Magic): an enormous, horribly dry monography on all the spells that were ever known to influence minds. It's a great aid in hypnosis, since it drives lesser minds into stupor within minutes of trying to read it.
Robert Smith: a heavy-set orangutan with a football player's build and some neatly trimmed, polished nails. He is enthralled by equal amounts of magic and reason, and believes that I always have the best idea on what to do.
30 monies
"We are less expensive than their 'payment.' Are yo ufamiliar with parasitic brooding? That's what's going on here. These cuckoos insist on the pigeons raising their children alongside their own. The pigeons refuse, they lose their own rood. they accept, and well, imagine paying child support forever, but having to raise the kids and buy all their stuff for them anyway. and also if the kids get hurt, or upset, someone else hurts your kids. Who is doing what now? Oscar and ... wasn't Lenora also stuck in the police cordon, due to hiding in a shed? Who the heck is Oscar?
Name: Lenora
Animal Species: Intelligent Cardinal ((Cardinalis cardinalis)
size: Slightly smaller than average
Job / Class: Scientist
Special Trait: Double Team. Lenora can move so fast, her image stays in different places resulting in illusory copies. It's the Pokemon move.
Stats
Mind:2
Strength:
Dexterity:2
Equipment: 118 monies
A Toolbox
”I think we should try to help the doves, we should probably figure figure out who wants to go on what assignments, so we can plan accordingly”
Name: Lenora
Animal Species: Intelligent Cardinal ((Cardinalis cardinalis)
size: Slightly smaller than average
Job / Class: Scientist
Special Trait: Double Team. Lenora can move so fast, her image stays in different places resulting in illusory copies. It's the Pokemon move.
Stats
Mind:2
Strength:
Dexterity:2
Equipment: 118 monies
A Toolbox
“Alright, so we go to the hospital to find Bob and the spell book, bringing some things with us like nails, hammers, screwdrivers, handsaws, or what if we bring the entire box and enchant everything inside as well as the box with the ability to increase psychic powers? This can help us in the mission. So are we ready?”
Give Oscar however many nails he can carry(2?], ask Gershom which, if any, of the tools he could use as weaponry or shielding, take a hammer, and when Oscar is ready, ask if he would like to ride on my back or be carried by talons, whichever he decides, comply, then when Oscar and Gershom are ready, fly with them to the hospital
Is everyone ready?”
Start flying towards the city
Name: Lenora
Animal Species: Intelligent Cardinal ((Cardinalis cardinalis)
size: Slightly smaller than average
Job / Class: Scientist
Special Trait: Double Team. Lenora can move so fast, her image stays in different places resulting in illusory copies. It's the Pokemon move.
Stats
Mind:2
Strength:
Dexterity:2
Equipment: 118 monies
A hammer
follow the bird towards the city
If ... if you all are gonna go on a rescue mission, I need to know a) who the heck is Oscar, and b) when did Lenora manage to escape the shed and surrounding police blockade? and c) who are you rescuing and where specifically are you going?
also, one action post per turn, gang. edit or strikethrough previous actions so I don't get lot in a see of conflicting actions.
alright, I need to make a couple things clear here, I think.
1) we were in the middle of briefing for the next mission. previous mission stuff is done. you need to petition to do 'extracurricular' missions like rescuing someone from the police. Getting arrested was a risk of the last mission and was part of the challenge you were facing.
2) If I miss an action and your later actions are dependant on the outcome of that action, either bold a reminder to me and wait for me to respond, or PM me that you were missed, or speak up on the discord, so I can make corrections. I'm sometimes a little disorganized and might miss something here and there.
3) I can occasionally hand-wave a failure, if it's ambiguous (like being stuck in a shed in a police blockade.) But if yo're going to use that opportunity to jump right back in the fire, well, I need to be a liiiittle more strict, I think.
FINALLY:
has everyone decided that rescuing the stealthy fox from the police blockade and the gang is the mission you want? I advise against it, but I'll ruin it if you want.
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Topic: Wolfhound Incorporated (Read 25268 times)