I have a tally of who is voting for the beaver mission and who is voting for the bird mission. Bird mission is a bit more aggressive and would benefit best from a larger group and violence, so keep that in mind. I don't mind splitting you guys into two teams, to run the different missions, but it'll probably increase the difficulty of each, especially the bird mission.
Also, If Kit's player wants to do something about his his character's situation, he can PM me or post here. I'll be happy to work something out behind the scenes. Something that doesn't get the rest of the team on Coyote News Most Wanted list.
Name: Kongor X (Couldn't think of a better name, mostly)
Species: Intelligent Gorilla
Job: Trained warrior
Trait: Very LIMITED magic ability (When in a fight, he can turn his anger into a blast of fire, ice, or electricity that generates from his fists or whatever weapon he's using to use on his foes. The effects happen randomly i.e. he might want to freeze something but instead it might explode)
Stats
Mind: 1
Strength: 2
Dexterity: 1
Equipment:
Standard melee weapon: a dual ended mace
Standard armor set: The kind of metal plating that would fit a gorilla
50 leftover monies
Well shoot if there’s still COPS there and if the Fox is STEALTHY then a POWERHOUSE like myself will be of little help. I think I’d be better off hearing the briefing
Ahem. as I said two turns ago:
1) Beavers need some log watchers to keep their logs free of tax collectors and other vermin
2) Some birds want you guys to rough up some other birds who are trying to make them raise their dang kids
3) Antarctica is cold, yo.
Take your pick.
”I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m certain I said before I’m all for helping the beavers.”
Ah. I wish this were bolded so I'd know you were voting for the beaver mission.
"Huh. Do the Cuckoos have a leader? Someone I can negotiate with?"
Accept the Dove job.
Name: Gershom Sauermann
Animal Species: Intelligent Raven
Size: 24 inches from bill to tail
Job / Class: Hypnotherapy Postgraduate / Mental Wizard
Special Trait: Voice of Sauermann - if I pick my words carefully and control my tone of voice, I can speak in such a way that anyone hearing me will feel a strong, deep desire to agree without thinking.
Stats
Mind: 4
Strength: 0
Dexterity: 0
Equipment
Magic Focus (Mental Magic): a walnut-sized crystal ball fitted to a collar, which shows anything I want it to show and magically attracts the attention of anyone who sees it.
Spellbook (Mental Magic): an enormous, horribly dry monography on all the spells that were ever known to influence minds. It's a great aid in hypnosis, since it drives lesser minds into stupor within minutes of trying to read it.
Robert Smith: a heavy-set orangutan with a football player's build and some neatly trimmed, polished nails. He is enthralled by equal amounts of magic and reason, and believes that I always have the best idea on what to do.
30 monies
UPD: "Oh, by the way, boss. I've left a small surprise in the Crab territory. You could tell the Macks' intermediary that one of the Crabs' humanoids got hypnotized to go postal on his own gang. They'll probably throw in a bonus when it happens, if you warn them ahead." And be far more likely to employ Gershom if they ever need another service like that. You can never have enough clients. "I have no idea when, though. Make it clear the timeline can stretch from days to months, until he sees that perfect moment for doing the most damage."
"Oh, that's good. That should come in quite handy, indeed. I'll make a note of it. The cat licks his shoulder.
Could I get a slightly more in-depth description of the Antartica mission? Unless I misenterpreted the post, and that IS the mission that’s above our pay grade.
If everyone else is ready, I’ll sign on for the dove mission.
Name: Rosaline “Rosy” Cobb
Animal Species: Honey Badger (anthro)
size: As tall as a short human, but stocky.
Job / Class: Commando
Background: Following a short, but violent military career, Rosy found good money working as an enforcer for a third world warlord (the kind backed by a first world intelligence agency). However, even Rosy has standards, so when when she realized she didn’t have the stomach for that kind of work, she decided to head homeward and see if she could use her skills in a more honest profession. For better or worse, she ended up here.
Stats
Mind:0
Strength:2
Dexterity:2
Equipment
Duffel Bag
Worn yet reliable Assualt Rifle
- Silencer
Hand forged Kukri
Surplus Kevlar Body armor
- Hobo Disguise
25 Monie
"Some wealthy patrons wold like some rather valuable and rare delicacies brought back from Antarctica. Intact. This mission is a bit ... shall we say ... less socially conscious than the others? That means you might get shot at by some anti-poaching patrols. And Wolfhound will deny all association if you are caught. Interested?"Fixed, I bought my monies down to where they were before I will now pretend the conversation didn’t happen Take the toolbox and exit the shed
Name: Lenora
Animal Species: Intelligent Cardinal ((Cardinalis cardinalis)
size: Slightly smaller than average
Job / Class: Scientist
Special Trait: Double Team. Lenora can move so fast, her image stays in different places resulting in illusory copies. It's the Pokemon move.
Stats
Mind:2
Strength:
Dexterity:2
Equipment: 98 monies
Imma hand wave your escape, because you seem pretty engaged in the game, and I don't want to drag all that out any longer. Poof! you are at teh briefing, having had to abandon the toolbox some time ago while crawling through a hole barely large enough for your slight frame to fit. You get half the base pay for the mission, having arrived at the office after the briefing started. Sound okay?
"You know what I don't give a shit about some damn birds, I'd rather help the beavers ya damn racist."
Do the mission that helps the beavers.
Name: Blarg
Animal Species: Anthropomorphic Zebra
size: Slightly taller than the average human.
Job / Class: Pistolero
Stats
Mind: 1
Strength: 2
Dexterity: 1
Equipment:
Standard firearm: A Mauser C96, an old as dirt ten round semi-auto handgun, it appears to have been gold plated.
Standard melee weapon: An old dingy golf club with a reinforced handle, from the looks of it its a nine iron.
standard armor set: A black business suit with torn up jeans that don't fit, a Kevlar vest underneath, and a M1 Helmet.
Lighter
Bottle of rubbing alcohol
Some rags
3 small bottles of alcohol
39 monies
noted. Also:
"Gentlemen, gentlemen, please. Let's not have talk of racism here. It's species-ism you are thinking of. Perhaps even genus or family or order-ism. Please adjust your insults accordingly."Mr. Itch would shake his head no to this fox mission, if he had the capacity to flex his neck in any way. Instead he simply rotates 45 degrees back and forth on his access like an NPC with bad pathing.
Mr. Itch does not care about the struggles of small furry things. They are sometimes tasty but in his opinion the tended to be silly and often troublesome things in general. Also, who is this particular furry thing? Has he ever even seen it before? He is beginning to think that it is nothing but a ruse. Or perhaps this furry thing is a metaphor for an unattainable goal? Mr. Itch was never good at literary analysis.
Also this soy sauce book is taking a very long time to say how the sauce is made.
Also, Mr. Itch's entire action last mission was to be assaulted by Hooligans, throw something through a window, and then perform street antics. And while he did get his Law degree through an online correspondence course, he's pretty sure that such actions would get him a small fine, if anything. So the furry creature can talk all it wants, Mr. Itch is a sovereign nation.
Mr. itch embodies these thoughts by using the chalk to right "F I S T" across the knuckles of one hand and then A L S O
F I S T
across the knuckles of the other hand.
"Someone who appreciates the simpler things in life. I believe your literary talents would be most useful on the bird mission. Do you object?"I am oscar, if you forgot already ozarck. heres a copy of my sheet.
Name: Oscar (O.S.S.N.R supersoldier, developed in a alternate dimension in 2016)
Animal Species: Intelligent Field Mouse (Apodemus sylvaticus)
size: ~2 inches
Job / Class: Infiltration Specialist
Special Trait:Psionic - Oscar has a handful of psychic powers to make up for his physical weaknesses including: Telepathy, telekinesis (on inanimate objects up to twice his weight), Extrasensory (up to 20 yards) and projected apathy (helps with stealth by making others “ignore” him unless they are actively searching for intruders.)
Stats (4 points to spend as you see fit. Stats start at 0. 0 is 'average, or maybe a little less')
Mind: 3 (psionic powers require a great deal of understanding and mental willpower to use.)
Strength:-1 (his size does not allow great feats of strength)
Dexterity:2 (small size makes him fairly nimble and quick)
Equipment
Psionic focus (20)
Half-armor (20)
Helper Bot (50)
30 monies
Ah, thank you,, Dustan. I remembered the field mouse, I just didn't connect him with the name.
Beaver Mission Volunteers:
Blarg, Kongor,
Bird Mission Volunteers:
Gershom, Rosy, Lenora? [Itch??]
Not yet voted: Oscar, Itch ... someone else?
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