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[Glass]

...what does "soviet" mean?

[Failbird105]

...what does "soviet" mean?

Bullet lifted up Oxygen, using the barrel of the gun to push her hat out of the way of her visor.
"Can Ah loot anythin' else Ah find?"

[Sosoku234]

They explain what the soviet union is, as at their timeframe, it just had the meltdown at Chernobyl. And that, yes, you can loot everything.

[Glass]

Ah, ok.

...what is a "nuclear reactor"?

[Sosoku234]

Ah, ok.

...what is a "nuclear reactor"?

"Big thing. Is hot. Makes power. You'll know it when you see it."

[Superdorf]

Diggy scratches his head and nods along while the smart people do talking. Talking is good. Smart people are good at talking. Talking is good for smart people. Good talking is people for... wait, Diggy's confused now. Never mind.

[RoseHeart]

PTW, maybe reserve

[KitRougard]

What is your name?
Decimatius Explosivus Catastropicous the III.
Please, call me "Deci."

What are you?
Ordinary Human, surprising considering where I'm from...

Where are you from?
The Great Wastes of Old America.

Do you have any next of kin?
All of those poor souls died off in various wasteland-stereotypical ways... Ran over by raiders... Eaten by ghouls... Went mad and committed suicide... Blown up by their own daughter... That kinda stuff.

EXPLOSIONS?
Certainly!

Does the previous question confuse you?
In fact it does, as there is too little information. What KIND of explosions? Fragmentary? Incendiary? Chemical? Pheromonal? I need to know, it's rather awkward when you throw the wrong kind and the next thing you know the Wailing Soul you were trying to silence is whispering sweet, seductive nothings in your ear... at full volume.

Are you a felon? (This does not affect your employment.)
I would be if there were any laws in the Wastes!

If your answer was yes to the above, State your felony.
Arson. Murder. Arson. Vandalism. Arson. Arson. Interspecies Relationships (See 2 questions up).

Are you ready for ADVENTURE?
Only if there's females to seduce and things to detonate~

Who is the current POTUS, if applicable?
Lord Anarchy himself!

[REDACTED]
Ooh, goody, SECRETS!

What are you taking with you? A large bandolier of grenades, and the stuff to brew my own out of whatever happens to be on hand.

Guns?

Pfft, those are the coward's weapon!

Are there any peculiarities about you?
Inherent resistance to explosions of all kinds. Only explosions. Rocket Propelled Acid Missiles do nothing to me. The very same acid simply splashed on my face? THE HORRIFIC PAIN!

[Glass]

Ah, ok.

...what is a "nuclear reactor"?

"Big thing. Is hot. Makes power. You'll know it when you see it."

[annoyed] Just saying it was a power source would have been quite sufficient. I'll make certain to keep my eye out for any traces of fire- or lightning-aligned enchantment magic.

[King Zultan]

"Do we get payed for stealing this thing?"

[Sosoku234]

"Do we get payed for stealing this thing?"

"Quite handsomely."

Ah, ok.

...what is a "nuclear reactor"?

"Big thing. Is hot. Makes power. You'll know it when you see it."

[annoyed] Just saying it was a power source would have been quite sufficient. I'll make certain to keep my eye out for any traces of fire- or lightning-aligned enchantment magic.

"Well, i hardly feel like describing how it works in minutia, especially to someone whose basic knowlesge of atomic structures and such is... Eh... Nonexistent. All you need to know is it's gonna be pretty big (even though this one is smaller than normal), makes power, and kills you if you stand too close with no shielding. But you're a tinman, so you should be fine."

[King Zultan]

"Quite handsomely."

"Woo lets go kill some commies or something!"

[Sosoku234]

"Welp. We're out of time. We'll see you and the reactor when you get back."

The TV goes black and the Big Man points over to a door in the right wall of the room. "You'll go through there to get this done." He looks much more sombre than before, as though remembering some terrible past event. He goes back and sits at his desk and folds his hands. "Goodbye for now. If you make it, and yes I mean IF, then you'll get paid."

The space under the door begins to glow a bright blue and there's the sound of rushing air.

[Glass]

*peeks through the door*

[Sosoku234]

*peeks through the door*

You see a long corridor that leads to a dark room with no discernible features from this distance. The walls, floor, and ceiling of the hallway, though, are flashing with diagonal flashing rainbow colors. It's kind of... weird to see a hallway that has actual detail, unlike the room you are currently in. This one's a room that you can't describe with words. It's both so ordinary that it fades from thought and so... inexplicably alien in fashion that words to describe it perfectly don't exist in a language of mortals.