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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109104 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2505 on: February 11, 2020, 03:27:55 pm »

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is making me nervous only because it commits our "mightiest" riders to an experimental program. But since we've brought them all the way here, I want to give them a try. Horses aren't warlike by nature, either, without a trusted rider they prefer to run from anything noisy. "Scalies" at least have armaments, one supposes they must have instinct to use them in some circumstance.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2506 on: February 11, 2020, 04:11:29 pm »

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is making me nervous only because it commits our "mightiest" riders to an experimental program. But since we've brought them all the way here, I want to give them a try. Horses aren't warlike by nature, either, without a trusted rider they prefer to run from anything noisy. "Scalies" at least have armaments, one supposes they must have instinct to use them in some circumstance.

My hope is that we get to revisit the idea of putting them in the military once we understand how to breed and train them a bit better.
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« Reply #2507 on: February 11, 2020, 04:33:59 pm »

B, we'll need to wait a few generations for when breeds good to be A are available. Anyways, we don't want to kill off our entire stock like what happened with IRL War Elephants.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2508 on: February 11, 2020, 05:27:02 pm »

B
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2509 on: February 12, 2020, 05:12:56 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2510 on: February 12, 2020, 01:59:48 pm »

B They're adorable. Also yeah, let's keep them off the battlefield until we've had time to cultivate a proper population. I hope our people will become great Lizard Keepers! Thank the Mother, the Father, and the SPAMLORD, Haspen, for this wonderful gift!
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2511 on: February 13, 2020, 03:27:15 pm »

You decide that until they prove to be battle-worthy, the scaled beasts will be used as armored pack animals, by use of Crown's military, couriers and workers.

Midwinter, 452 AEC

A bit late due to recent heavy rainstorms, the gold bullion from the mines arrives in the Treasury.

End of the Year, 453 AEC

The Advisor arrives with the Scrolls of Kingdom Status!

Happiness: 4
Population: 4
Economy: 4
Army: 4
*Navy: 4

You feel fuzzy and warm inside.

Spring, 453 AEC

Recently, there's a certain Satoriassi fabric that is making quite a show amongst the noble ladies and men of your court. It is called 'Telquarta', it made of two thin layers of wool with some southern fiber between them. It is warm and insulating, and quite water-resistant. When dyed with bright colors, it gains a delicate shine.

Very fashionable, and of course, very pricey.

Your noblemen clamor for the import of the expensive fabric from Kingdom of Satorias. The Treasurer believes that controlling the trade of Telquarta between Satorias and your nobles might bring profits.

A) Indeed! Let's bring the fabric from Satorias, it will adorn the bodices of our aristocrats!
B) They're drunk on its qualities, but what when they bore of it? Itt is too risky to trade on whims and fashions.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2020, 03:33:13 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2512 on: February 13, 2020, 03:41:54 pm »

A.

If it falls out of fashion here, we can middleman it to another nation.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2513 on: February 13, 2020, 04:12:35 pm »

A.

If it falls out of fashion here, we can middleman it to another nation.
Good point, A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2514 on: February 13, 2020, 04:30:05 pm »

A We've got the money, plus what Weirdsound said.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2515 on: February 13, 2020, 04:38:07 pm »

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For the aforementioned reasons.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2516 on: February 13, 2020, 05:12:57 pm »

You decide to send messengers to Kingdom of Satorias, wishing to obtain Telquarta fabrics for your nobility.

Summer, 453 AEC

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The recent changes of weather, from searing hot to windy cold rainstorms have sapped your vitality and brought upon you a terrible fever!

Three days later...

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The fever continues to hold, but the healers are confidant that your condition is stable at the moment.

Next evening...

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You leave the bed, feeling allright!

Midsummer, 453 AEC

A courier from Kingdom of Satorias has brought a letter from their King, Afonso V, regarding the Telquarta fabric trade.

There's also a messenger from a royal prospector working in the far north-west, near the unclaimed land between Maellia and Kastoria.

A) Let's check the trade negotiations first.
B) Let's hear the message from northwest first.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2020, 05:28:32 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2517 on: February 13, 2020, 05:19:03 pm »

So much for that magic bracelet.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2518 on: February 13, 2020, 05:20:23 pm »

So much for that magic bracelet.

Quoth the GM:

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Give me a bit.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2519 on: February 13, 2020, 05:23:01 pm »

(Hooray for re-rolls!)
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