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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109459 times)

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1740 on: September 27, 2019, 03:07:44 pm »
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1741 on: September 27, 2019, 03:39:29 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1742 on: September 27, 2019, 11:07:18 pm »
AB MAKE EM ALL PAY!
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1743 on: September 28, 2019, 01:20:06 pm »
You decide to wait for money to come from salt trade.

444 AEC, Spring

The forest is being burnt at the edges, well, deep into it, but Fai corpses fail to materialize nor there has been any suspicious disappearances lately.

The caravan of salt from Xane-Peon arrives and your merchants do trade!

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2to5

All in all, it is profitable to some degree, and earned coin ends in the royal Treasury.

444 AEC, Summer

You utter a quiet prayer to the Mother for giving you the wife like Xenia. For the past half a year you two were trying your best to conceive the child, and she does not protest when you feel 'extra' hardy one night or the other. Her patience and attitude is also worth every penny, and you can see she is trying hard herself.

Still, her bleedings are as regular as always and her stomach remains flat, despite the fact that you managed (after arduously long time) sow some seed at least twice. Or maybe thrice, you're not exacly sure.

The heart is willing, but the body cannot keep up. Mayhaps alchemists and apothecaries could give you a potent drink or two?

A) Nothing wrong with imbibing some potions for such a worthy goal!
B) We just need to keep trying, no drugs required.
C) Maybe my wife could get a potion that makes her more fertile?
D) Let's be doubly sure and find love and fertility mixtures for both myself and my dearest wife!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1744 on: September 28, 2019, 01:28:10 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1745 on: September 28, 2019, 01:43:26 pm »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1746 on: September 28, 2019, 02:08:40 pm »
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mightymushroom

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« Reply #1747 on: September 28, 2019, 02:24:50 pm »
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« Reply #1748 on: September 28, 2019, 02:29:57 pm »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1749 on: September 28, 2019, 02:45:47 pm »
Drugs for everyone!
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1750 on: September 28, 2019, 05:33:43 pm »
A By the way does Uncle Matin have any children of his own? If we're unable to produce an heir with Iakes then Matin's line will be our best option for the next King.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #1751 on: September 28, 2019, 06:38:52 pm »
Quote from: Prophet on September 28, 2019, 05:33:43 pm
A By the way does Uncle Matin have any children of his own? If we're unable to produce an heir with Iakes then Matin's line will be our best option for the next King.
Our only option, I think
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1752 on: September 29, 2019, 02:12:41 am »
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1753 on: September 29, 2019, 10:16:24 am »
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You decide to seek help from apothecaries and healers.

444 AEC, Winter

You receive news from the south. Apparently, relations have deteriorated between Satorias and Maestrimar to the point that the trader ships of the former are harassed by pirates of the latter. Rumors have it that corruption rots the navy of Kingdom of Satorias, making their captains turn a blind eye to the sea robberies, with illicit coin and goods ending in their pockets.

A) Ha! Serves them well.
B) How about we send a naval expedition to combat Maestrimari pirates?
C) A perfect opportunity for our own sailors to prey and profit on Satoriassi vessels!
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1754 on: September 29, 2019, 11:23:04 am »
B

Punishing plundering pirates promotes peace and prosperity.
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