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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1515 on: September 08, 2019, 04:20:00 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1516 on: September 08, 2019, 04:33:56 pm »

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P.S. I am not going to the plains, I am moving to the coast and taking up mermaid worship in b4 divine retribution.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1517 on: September 08, 2019, 04:36:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1518 on: September 08, 2019, 06:37:38 pm »

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P.S. I am not going to the plains, I am moving to the coast and taking up mermaid worship in b4 divine retribution.

I thought of that, but that would likely turn both our subjects and our Mother/Father worshiping neighbors against us. If we want to turn against the church, we need the church to make the first move.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1519 on: September 08, 2019, 07:15:34 pm »

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P.S. I am not going to the plains, I am moving to the coast and taking up mermaid worship in b4 divine retribution.

I thought of that, but that would likely turn both our subjects and our Mother/Father worshiping neighbors against us. If we want to turn against the church, we need the church to make the first move.

Oh, I didn't mean it as a plan for Amet. He's gonna do what he's gonna do. I meant me, I don't want to be standing next to the guy for the next while or twelve.

Besides, didn't you see that modifier? These mermaids are for real! Where's my paddleboard? :D
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« Reply #1521 on: September 09, 2019, 07:15:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1522 on: September 10, 2019, 03:15:58 pm »

The idea of colonizing the northwest was brought up.

"My liege, let me tell you of the lands in north west more closely." Says Count Zoria. "It is a land of plains and streams, rocky plateaus and floral meadows. But the land is wild and offers little food and resources, and since times ancient, only pastoral nomads dwelled there for longer than a season. They might be few thousand of them living them, letting their horses and sheep graze on the pristine meadows. They know little of civilization and because they had little to offer, nobody went to great lengths of taking these lands."

"I think it falls upon us to deliver the light of civilization and the good word of the Father and the Mother to these peoples. I'm sure that once they are taken into our Kingdom, they will form a base of prosperous, rich and fertile province!" The noblemen grumble and murmur. There doesn't seem to be lots of enthusiasts of building settlements in there.

A) "We shall send our preachers and envoys there, so that the nomads are educated and willingly accept our move there."
B) "We will sponsor colonization of the area! Vlunteers will be given money and grain to found first Kastorian villages in the area - and the nomads are welcome to join us, too."
C) "We should accomplish this task quickly - lets send some troops and subjugate the nomads!"
D) "There will be no colonization of the northwest! There are more fruitful places and things to invest our time and resources in."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1523 on: September 10, 2019, 03:21:10 pm »

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Let the church take the lead for now. Let us solve are current non-human issues before throwing actual resources at the issue.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1524 on: September 10, 2019, 03:25:02 pm »

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This sounds like too expensive a project to attempt during wartime... and also, it'd be nice to prepare the ground a little before we commit. The locals are (hopefully) more likely to receive us well if we start slow.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1525 on: September 10, 2019, 03:27:58 pm »

D
Sounds to me more like a good way to get people riled up for a holy war on top of our current troubles.
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« Reply #1526 on: September 10, 2019, 03:37:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1527 on: September 10, 2019, 04:13:59 pm »

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Sounds to me more like a good way to get people riled up for a holy war on top of our current troubles.
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« Reply #1528 on: September 10, 2019, 05:54:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1529 on: September 10, 2019, 06:54:48 pm »

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The best way to colonize is through conquest!
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