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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109314 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1455 on: September 07, 2019, 12:59:45 pm »

Oy vey.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1456 on: September 07, 2019, 01:01:14 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1457 on: September 07, 2019, 01:13:24 pm »

Why did he climb on our window, in the time where there's a bunch of murder rape elves of the night skulking about? This is just natural selection at this point. But ya can't choose family.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1458 on: September 07, 2019, 01:14:42 pm »

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So do we get to send him beyond the wall and turn him into the 3 Eyed Raven? Or does that only work when we cripple him on purpose after he catches us in an act of incest?
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« Reply #1459 on: September 07, 2019, 02:33:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1460 on: September 07, 2019, 03:28:18 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1461 on: September 07, 2019, 07:05:07 pm »

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So do we get to send him beyond the wall and turn him into the 3 Eyed Raven? Or does that only work when we cripple him on purpose after he catches us in an act of incest?

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We're a CHA character, so now is the best time to apologize even though we don't feel like we're in the wrong whatsoever. Also it's a shame though that we fell off the ninja assassin Iakes timeline.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1462 on: September 08, 2019, 03:36:09 am »

You decide to visit him and console him - and maybe apologize a tiny bit.

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"It's still your fault, you know." He grumbles off after you finish the talk. "I think it's a bit paranoid to toss your Orcs after everything that gets near you."

"It's for my - and ours - safety! Also, you should've dedicated yourself to training and skirmishing with the squires, instead of risking your neck on such stupid stunts." Iakes huffs.

"Boring."

"Etiquette lessons, then, you need to work on your speeches-"

"Boring!"

"Read some history books then!"

"That's super boring!"

"And you are as well!" You snap at him in annoyance. There's awkward silence while you two stare at each other. Finally, Iakes shrugs.

"Well, fine, I forgive you." You two embrace in reconciliation. Hopefully, when his wife arrives, your brother's life will get a bit more exciting.

441 AEC, Late Autumn

A messenger arrives from Maellia; King Mael IV is grateful for the warning, and whilst nobody has gone missing nor any Fai have been seen yet, he shall devote extra soldiers for protection of his eastern border.

The healers always bring the worst news, and they do it again! Your son and heir, little Bitor, is down with the black fever! All pray for him to survive the next hours.

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Alas, neither prayers nor healers can save him. He perishes, bleeding to death from his orifices and vomiting blood.

441 AEC, Winter

A report comes from the borders

Beautiful Ane of Gellaine arrives at the cour to marry Iakes!

She has a tanned complexion, short black hair and green eyes with a piercing gaze. She is very polite and chatty, and all seems well, until she sees her future husband, Iakes, sitting on a chair, unable to stand up. You and your father both note that she certainly doesn't like what she's seeing.

She still goes throuth the marriage, and proclaims her undying love and devotion to Iakes, but you can easily note that grimace of disgust on her face.

You don't think this will be a particularily happy marriage.

441 AEC, Midwinter

Boredom of Iakes seems to be contagious.

It's is heavily raining today, so there's nothing to do outside, and you have no audiences nor meetings schedules, so all you can do is gaze through the window.

What can you do to pass the time?

A) Read some tomes of lore in the palace's library.
B) Spend the afternoon with your wife. A heir is needed, after all.
C) Spend the afternoon with your brother, see how's he doing.
D) Go for a round of drinks and good food in the kitchen, finally some time alone.
E) Have a talk with your brother's wife, Ane, to help her get accustomed to Iakes' disability.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1463 on: September 08, 2019, 03:47:32 am »

There are some good options there, but I think B is best, even if it's just some quality couple time rather than some, ahem, quality couple time.
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« Reply #1464 on: September 08, 2019, 05:47:04 am »

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« Reply #1465 on: September 08, 2019, 05:51:07 am »

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« Reply #1466 on: September 08, 2019, 05:55:30 am »

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« Reply #1467 on: September 08, 2019, 06:33:25 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1468 on: September 08, 2019, 10:51:15 am »

You decide to spend some time with your wife.

After the pleasures of bedsheets are done with, she lays against you and strokes your cheek. Then you hear a sigh of exasperation.

"The palace is very dull, Amet." She whispers, and then looks at you. "There's no statues, no tapestries. All is rock and wood. Shouldn't the palace of the greatest of all kings be decorated lavishly?"

A) "All it needs is a lovely statue of you in the gardens, dear!"
B) "No, decorations are unnecessary expenses."
C) "I will gather the best clothiers and sculptors to liven up this place a little!"
D) "What, you want a brand new palace?"
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« Reply #1469 on: September 08, 2019, 11:06:54 am »

C seems like the most efficient option. Our brother was complaining about life being dull after all
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