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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 110641 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1440 on: September 06, 2019, 07:37:35 pm »

I wonder if we can make a profit selling our gold weapons to other countries if the Fai start to spread...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1441 on: September 06, 2019, 07:44:53 pm »

I wonder if we can make a profit selling our gold weapons to other countries if the Fai start to spread...
Not sure, they have gold and craftsman to make those
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1442 on: September 06, 2019, 07:48:25 pm »

I wonder if we can make a profit selling our gold weapons to other countries if the Fai start to spread...
Not sure, they have gold and craftsman to make those
Plus we still need them
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1443 on: September 07, 2019, 12:03:45 am »

AA
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1444 on: September 07, 2019, 01:39:46 am »

A

A


This is why we have alliances.  If they will not stand with us against the fey, what use are they as an ally.

If we have to call them in against an enemy that seems to number in the mere dozens or hundreds, what use are we to them as an ally?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1445 on: September 07, 2019, 04:21:14 am »

A

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This is why we have alliances.  If they will not stand with us against the fey, what use are they as an ally.

If we have to call them in against an enemy that seems to number in the mere dozens or hundreds, what use are we to them as an ally?
I’m not sure we know how many there are
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1446 on: September 07, 2019, 11:51:22 am »

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You decide not to involve Xane-Peonians. However, as the worst has been confirmed, a warning message will be sent to Maellians.

The courtiers murmur amongst themselves, but the plan is accepted.

441 AEC, Autumn

A report from the north arrives - seventy more Fai dead, ten extra people missing since last report.

By the afternoon, you busy yourself by reading a history tome about the Fai. Suddenly, you hear shuffling and scraping of something soft against the stones of the chamber. You look around, and realize that it is coming from vicinity of the window.

You snap the book close to produce a noise, and the scraping goes silent.

A) Approach the window.
B) Call the orcs in.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1447 on: September 07, 2019, 11:52:48 am »

B

If it's' nothing, we look kinda silly. If it's something nasty, we die.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1448 on: September 07, 2019, 12:01:29 pm »

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Approaching a window isn’t opening it

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1449 on: September 07, 2019, 12:03:02 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1450 on: September 07, 2019, 12:18:12 pm »

B - Ot was smart enough to shut up when we made noise, so let's be smart and have back up
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1451 on: September 07, 2019, 12:30:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1452 on: September 07, 2019, 12:38:17 pm »

B

Time for the Orcs to earn their paycheck.
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« Reply #1453 on: September 07, 2019, 12:57:25 pm »

You move to the door and call the Orcs in.

Two of them run up to the window and grab at the being that is scaling the wall!

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One of the Orcs manages to reach over and pull on the leg of the creature, causing it to fall!

Only when you hear a boyish scream you realize that it was probably a human. You run up to the window and look through it as the Orcs glare at the body below.

Noises go silent and you are unable to feel the wind blowing as you stare at the body of your brother Iakes.

441 AEC, Next day...

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"How is Iakes?" You ask, but the healers shake their heads.

"Barely alive. He is asleep all the time, and his legs are alike sacks of sand, heavy and without life." Before your visit to the palatial infirmary, you did a little investigation on how did Iakes end up scaling the wall.

Turns out, he's been neglecting his studies as of late and slacking off. According to one of the maids and few guards on the patrol, he has taken upon the risky hobby of climbing walls and towers of the palace since at least last week.

Your brother is both foolish and lucky - he could've broken his neck like that.

441 AEC, Mid-Autumn

Your brother has awoken from his coma, and the healers have confirmed the worst - his legs are broken forever, making him a cripple for life.

He has been rather touchy for the past few days and the maids tending to him say he has been blaming you for the accident.

You decide to...

A) Leave him be, you weren't at fault in any way.
B) Console him and help him adjust to new life.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Amet I of Kastoria!
« Reply #1454 on: September 07, 2019, 12:59:33 pm »

B - Its not our fault, considering the kind of unsavoury types who are known to climb around the windows of monarchs. But still, he is our brother and we should help him recover.
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