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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109133 times)

melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1185 on: August 22, 2019, 09:45:35 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1186 on: August 22, 2019, 01:08:20 pm »

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I love democracy uwu



You declare that you would rather see Kastoria as a subject than to break laws holy and royal!

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The court gathering turns nearly into a riot, in which your loyal nobles are yelling at the independence nobles who are arguing with the conservative and religious noblemen. There are several casaulties, including few broken limbs.

The noblemen are angry and your decision will surely anger the people of the Kingdom, so better prepare for some rough times!

417 AEC, Winter

You prepare to go to sleep, to join your wife that is already asleep. You walk up to the windows to close them for the night...

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When suddenly you hear a quiet rustle and notice the dark shape creeping behind the closed windows! You run up to your bed, snatching up a sword just as the assassin jumps into the bedroom!

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You fight with the assassin one on one, while your wife screams for help. Your loyal, orcish guards burst into the bedroom just as you miss a strike and the assailant's blade sinks deep into your abdomen!

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The screams and shouting fill your ear, much as the darkness fills up your vision, from peripherals, to the center, in scant few seconds...

417 AEC, ??

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You open your eyes and feel terrible cold in your body. There's an elderly man, sitting besides you, his face eerily lit by a candle.

"Your Majesty, you're awakes! The Father and Mother themselves must've saved you."

"How long..."

"Shh, rest now, my liege. It's been three nights since the attack, and already the vile poison of treachery and revolt has gripped your noblemen. Duke Circo has retreated to his holdings and raised an army against you, whilst the Spymaster found out that Duke Jigon has fled to his southernly territory, calling up his lieutenants and advisors, obviously not to help you." You feel terrible pain even without speaking. Is this the end of you? Possibly, and quite possibly, you don't have much time left.

You decide to...

A) Reaffirm your decision on the binding of two nations.
B) Announce a new heir to the throne of Kastoria.
C) Request that bethrothal pact between Marti and Arina be broken.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1187 on: August 22, 2019, 01:40:27 pm »

Haspen, of the inheritance and the betrothal,  which is the legal vow and which is the religious one?
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1188 on: August 22, 2019, 02:18:22 pm »

Both, the laws are modeled after traditions of The Father and the Mother cult ;v
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« Reply #1189 on: August 22, 2019, 02:30:04 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1190 on: August 22, 2019, 02:30:14 pm »

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Horrid filthy traitors, we'll not give 'em one inch for this!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1191 on: August 22, 2019, 02:39:33 pm »

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mightymushroom

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« Reply #1192 on: August 22, 2019, 02:53:09 pm »

A for Arina!
We don't need to placate one duke to win against the other, we have a military alliance with Xane-Peon (and they'd better come help if they want their neighbor to be anything but a rubble strewn wasteland).

Both, the laws are modeled after traditions of The Father and the Mother cult ;v
I'm surprised that it's considered a whopping -2 "Outrageous" in that case. Faithless hypocrites!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1193 on: August 22, 2019, 02:56:11 pm »

Its -2 because you will be 'selling' the kingdom to foreigner ;v

And yes, breaking the bonds of matrimony or picking up a new kid to replace Arina would also piss them off. No win option in that one.
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Kashyyk

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« Reply #1194 on: August 22, 2019, 03:09:09 pm »

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« Reply #1195 on: August 22, 2019, 03:16:54 pm »

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melkor

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« Reply #1196 on: August 22, 2019, 03:37:22 pm »

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« Reply #1197 on: August 22, 2019, 03:51:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1198 on: August 22, 2019, 08:05:39 pm »

C

This is basically the DM asking: “Are you sure?”
Which is normally not a good thing...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1199 on: August 22, 2019, 08:42:44 pm »

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This is basically the DM asking: “Are you sure?”
Which is normally not a good thing...

Its -2 because you will be 'selling' the kingdom to foreigner ;v

And yes, breaking the bonds of matrimony or picking up a new kid to replace Arina would also piss them off. No win option in that one.

DM literally just said we have no good option. At least this one keeps our alliance, allowing us to summon said ally when shit hits the fan.
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