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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109270 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #990 on: August 07, 2019, 04:41:29 pm »

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Superdorf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #991 on: August 07, 2019, 05:08:00 pm »

G

Not worth trading an artifact that can be passed down for a buff that only applies to a single character.
Oh. Right. Silly me. G
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #992 on: August 07, 2019, 07:39:52 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #993 on: August 08, 2019, 12:27:06 am »

G

Not worth trading an artifact that can be passed down for a buff that only applies to a single character.
G seems fair
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

King Zultan

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« Reply #994 on: August 08, 2019, 01:14:20 am »

G I feel like this might piss of the wizard, but the artifact is worth more than a potion.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #995 on: August 08, 2019, 10:34:47 am »

"At this pricing, I think I will change my mind."

"Bah!" The Wizard says in obvious annoyance. "Why waste my precious time, then?" You suddenly spin around yourself few times before you can catch onto the table. When you look around, the warlock is gone, though you have no idea how, because the door is still closed...

414 AEC, Winter

Pirates!

Apparently, it seems that some Maestrimari pirates have begun harassing the trade routes along the southern coast. From rumors and sayings of travelers and merchants in the region, it seems that these ruthless sea criminals are not picky about their targets, for they have attacked villages, hamlets, independent traders, but also merchants of Kastoria, Satorias and even Xane-Peon.

Whilst safety of the ships of other nations is not your concern, the maritime guilds of Kastoria are asking the Crown to dispatch the royal navy to help mitigate, or maybe even solve, the piracy problem on your waters.

A) The royal navy sets sail in pursuit of a noble goal!
B) Sorry, I have no ships to send this time around.
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Superdorf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #996 on: August 08, 2019, 10:43:56 am »

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« Reply #997 on: August 08, 2019, 11:06:59 am »

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Kashyyk

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« Reply #998 on: August 08, 2019, 11:33:19 am »

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« Reply #999 on: August 08, 2019, 11:58:43 am »

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Rockeater

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« Reply #1000 on: August 08, 2019, 12:16:38 pm »

A those things need to show their were worth it
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1001 on: August 08, 2019, 01:36:58 pm »

You send a royal order for the navy to set sail and defeat the pirating menace.

414 AEC, Midwinter

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Your navy suffered several losses against well-crewed pirate galleys. The fleet is still strong however, and will continue operating in nearby waters.

As the black-haired, tall youth finishes the lengthy harp performance, the ladies - and some men - applaud him with a thunderours roar of clapping. Despite his young age, the musician is clearly talented, and your wife was staring at him as if into a wonderful tapestry. His soothing, melodic voice charmed everyone in the room.

Your wife invites him to your table, and he bows in respect.

"Greetings, King Lycwl of Kastoria, and greetings to his beautiful wife, Queen Abene." His soft voice is almost velvet. "It is the greatest of honors to be allowed into the castle of Kastorian royalty and give them a modest performance by me."

"It is not by any chance modest, mister Orano!" Your wife claps her hands. "My husband and I greatly enjoyed your performance. Truly you're a man of skill and great talent. My dear husband, how about we hire Orano as our court musician? Clearly, our current lute players and singers can't even match his talent by half."

A) "Fine then, he will play for us and our guests during every feast!"
B) "We have no need for services of traveling harpists."
C) "I won't buy a cat in a bag! I want to know more about our talented visitor."
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Kashyyk

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« Reply #1002 on: August 08, 2019, 01:47:39 pm »

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« Reply #1003 on: August 08, 2019, 02:18:05 pm »

Oh no Ive seen this event trigger before!

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« Reply #1004 on: August 08, 2019, 02:20:01 pm »

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