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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #630 on: July 16, 2019, 11:02:16 am »

@Naturegirl1999 when u post a new vote, please use the strikethrough to erase the previous, otherwise I fail to notice and your votes get doubled ;v

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A messenger is dispatched to the Cbran aeries, requesting presence of their artificers!

410 AEC, End of the Year

Happiness: 4
Population: 3
Economy: 3
Army: 2
*Navy: 2

"Although our sources of income are rather stable," The Advisor says to you, pacing before your desk. "You've requested the Drakes to commission us an artifact, and there's still two years of tributes that we need to send to Maestrimar and Satorias. We could tax the peasants, or the noblemen."

"The Marshal and the Admiral are at odds with each other. They both believe that with our current income, both the Army and the Navy should be enlarged to protect us from outside and inside threats."

As for the taxes...

A) Raise the taxes for the peasants.
B) Make up some one-time tax for the noblemen.
C) Nothing, there's no need for extra taxation!

As for the military...

A) Time to recruit some more soldiers.
B) Let's build some more ships.
C) Nah, we're doing fine right now!
I didn’t make a new vote, my vote was always d, I just counted the votes since I thought it would be easier
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #631 on: July 16, 2019, 11:03:59 am »

bA

AB
« Last Edit: July 16, 2019, 11:33:43 am by Naturegirl1999 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #632 on: July 16, 2019, 11:10:41 am »

AB

Our military stats are lowest of all-- we're hard-pressed just now to defend ourselves against foreign threat, and any thought of casting off our neighboring overlords is completely off the table for us until we fix that. However, it would be imprudent to try and bolster our military without first ensuring our income is stable-- so we must tax either the people or the nobles. The nobles just recently saved our hides; I'd like to show them that we're willing to do good by them when we can. The populace, meanwhile, should be stable enough to take a little taxing, especially given the recent landfalls we've had to provide them.

Trading happiness for military protection? With our current numbers, that's an investment I'm willing to make.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #633 on: July 16, 2019, 11:30:28 am »

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« Reply #634 on: July 16, 2019, 01:46:24 pm »

C C

I acknowledge our needs but at this juncture I'd rather defer military spending until the war payments are done; doubly so if we expect to survive paying for an artifact.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #635 on: July 16, 2019, 03:01:33 pm »

You decide to tax peasants heavily next year and get money spent on construction of new ships.

411 AEC, Spring

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Like the previous year, salt brings profits, the jewellry brings more!

The Orcish bodyguard cadre has asked for an audience with you. They all punch their chests in salute.

"King Lycwl, we are done with the usual time of guardship. We're now adults, and we wish to leave for our country and rejoin our brethren and find ourselves wives. We shall leave your service on the first day of the summer." You feel a bit sad, these guys saved your skin quite a few times.

"Can't you stay a bit longer?"

"No." The leader of the cadre grunts. "But if you wish, we can take money and ask our elders to send our younger brothers, nephews and other youths so that they can replace us and serve you well, and earn honors or die in glory!"

A) "Sure thing, take the money, and get me a fresh batch of orcs!"
B) "Sorry, but I think I'm fine for now. Maybe few years from now?"
« Last Edit: July 16, 2019, 03:06:23 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #636 on: July 16, 2019, 03:03:25 pm »

Urrgh, new money troubles just keep coming don't they?

A. These guards have proved absolutely invaluable to our own safety; losing them is one of the few things that could cost us the game outright.
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« Reply #637 on: July 16, 2019, 03:05:39 pm »

Which reminds me I forgot the trade rolls, they will be up in a minute ;V
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« Reply #638 on: July 16, 2019, 03:29:26 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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« Reply #639 on: July 16, 2019, 03:37:25 pm »

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« Reply #640 on: July 16, 2019, 04:02:27 pm »

Urrgh, new money troubles just keep coming don't they?

Maybe we don't have to buy everything that passes in front of our nose . . .

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. . . but this one is well proven. (And since we keep taxing peasants to the point of rebellion . . .)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #641 on: July 16, 2019, 04:49:06 pm »

Urrgh, new money troubles just keep coming don't they?

Maybe we don't have to buy everything that passes in front of our nose . . .

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. . . but this one is well proven. (And since we keep taxing peasants to the point of rebellion . . .)
This, the taxing of peasants constantly, this is why I wanted to do a one time tax to the nobles for the money we needed at that moment
Edit: Looking back to why we renbelelled against Arrat, it looks like we are turning into him
« Last Edit: July 16, 2019, 04:53:56 pm by Naturegirl1999 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #642 on: July 16, 2019, 08:51:29 pm »

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We simply do not have the funds, but I doubt they will be insulted or anything, they cna come by later when we dont have to pay so much debt.

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« Reply #643 on: July 16, 2019, 09:27:28 pm »

Edit: Looking back to why we renbelelled against Arrat, it looks like we are turning into him

Ah, but we share out our tyrannical power among our esteemed brethren in the council! Completely different!

...Of course, we only did that 'cos we got caught between a rock and a hard place. Soo I guess we really are like Arrat, we're just bad at it.  ::)
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« Reply #644 on: July 16, 2019, 10:04:19 pm »

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