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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #285 on: June 10, 2019, 03:56:40 pm »

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« Reply #286 on: June 10, 2019, 04:19:13 pm »

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Laterigrade

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« Reply #287 on: June 11, 2019, 04:19:39 am »

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and the quadriplegic toothless vampire killed me effortlessly after that
bool IsARealBoy = false
dropping clothes to pick up armor and then dropping armor to pick up clothes like some sort of cyclical forever-striptease
if a year passes, add one to age; social experiment

King Zultan

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« Reply #288 on: June 11, 2019, 04:36:28 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #289 on: June 11, 2019, 05:40:52 am »

You decide to raise taxes for a year.

405 AEC, Spring

The trade goods from Xane-Peon arrive on schedule!

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Just like the last year, salt brings profit, cloth brings wealth and praise.

The envoy that accompanied the caravans does not have good news. "I'm afraid that our trade agreement for cloth will be suspended for a while. Peonian rebels have taken control of the cities producing these lovely fabrics and we cannot supply them to foreigners anymore."

405 AEC, Mid-Spring

Sad news come from Xane-Peon!

King Anreu died in the fighting with the rebels during the siege of Calabena. His (barely) fifteen-years old son, Anreu, has been enthroned as King Anreu II.

405 AEC, Summer

Tribute money is sent to Albarra, Maestrimar and Satorias.

A report comes from the mayor of the city of Saltena, located just a day ride north from the capital. The workers digging ground for a new section of the city walls have found a buried tomb!

The squiggly runes made with chalk on the stones, and tall, deformed skeletons wrapped in cloth, 'standing guard' against the uncovered part of the tomb's outer wall are clear evidence that it is the tomb of the ancient Aliums, the only race of beings that used magic as everyday tools.

They've also left behind their indecipherable pictograms, crystalline tableware, magical artifacts, deadly curses, forest demons, and the mystery of their spontaneous, mass disappearance from the world, centuries before the rise of Etreria.

The Saltenian mayor asks whether the tomb is to be buried under dirt and rock or opened and plundered.

A) GIB LOOT PLZ!
B) Bury it back from whence it came!
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #290 on: June 11, 2019, 05:53:10 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #291 on: June 11, 2019, 07:06:17 am »

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How about no.

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« Reply #292 on: June 11, 2019, 07:12:16 am »

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. . . magic as everyday tools . . . crystalline tableware . . .

Sounds like a yes to me! :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #293 on: June 11, 2019, 07:35:31 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #294 on: June 11, 2019, 12:50:23 pm »

A No tomb shall be left unlooted.
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Haspen

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« Reply #295 on: June 11, 2019, 12:56:03 pm »

You have the tomb opened!

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Unfortunately, the tomb must've belonged to some low-ranking noble or official. Besides a collection of crystalline figurines and cut crystals lined on the walls, the tomb was bare, and the sarcophagus contained only a singular skeleton wrapped in remains of cloth. Also, some more figurines and crystals were there as well.

The crystals and crystalware found inside will surely fetch a nice price on the market, the Treasurer will make sure of that.

405 AEC, Autumn

Panic seized the court as the little Crown Prince Lycwl was found dead in his crib!

As the maids of your wife went to prepare the toddler's room for the birthday ritual, they found the crib empty except for a grotesque, thoroughly cleaned skeleton of a male baby. Not a speck of blood stained any nearby bedcloth, nor there was even a bit of infant's flesh remaining on the bones.

A wide-open window was the only evidence of an entry, but as the window is facing the courtyard belwo and the sky above, your guards and courtiers are dumbfounded as how to anyone or anything could've entered. The Orcish bodyguard that stood guard at the door already carved his heart out as an apology to you.

Your wife is in tears, your court is shaken, and many are trying to find the culprit.

A) It was an assassin sent by our enemies in Satorias or Maestrimar, I can bet!
B) It was one of the Orcish bodyguards, still disloyal to me. Purge the blackskins!
C) No doubt the Witch, somehow, came to collect her gruesome payment!
D) It's the curse of the Aliums! We must take the crystals back and re-bury the remains!
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« Reply #296 on: June 11, 2019, 01:00:51 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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« Reply #297 on: June 11, 2019, 01:08:40 pm »

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mightymushroom

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« Reply #298 on: June 11, 2019, 01:11:01 pm »

I suspect it was D the tomb curse. But C works too.
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« Reply #299 on: June 11, 2019, 01:12:46 pm »

I suspect it was D the tomb curse. But C works too.

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