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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109352 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #810 on: July 27, 2019, 02:44:03 pm »

You agree to buy excess salt from Xane-Peon.

"That is great, great!" King Anreu II nods, quite happy. A toast is made, and the wine flows freely into the goblets of Anreu's dignitaries and noblemen of your court.

The younger monarch then leans against your arm.

"But to be honest, what I came here for is binding of our nations in mutual alliance, see?" He pops a xadu nut into his mouth, munching on it. The coal-like aroma fills your nostrils.

"Neither Maellia nor Gellaine like me, and Maestrimar and Satorias are distant locales. Sibrans are tribals who prefer tending to their fish nets and boats than affairs of their neighbours. You aren't in much better position either! Albarrans hate you, Satorias hate you, Maestrimar can raid your coasts."

"What exactly you propose?" You ask him, and he sighs.

"Military alliance. You get attacked, my soldiers rally forth to save you, and same goes the other way around. Also, my eldest boy, Marti, have recently celebrated his sixth birthday and I've started to consider a wife for him. I've heard your daughter Arina is of about his age, don't you think it would be a good match?" You ponder the offers carefully.

Then, you decide to...

A) Decline the offer of marriage, but a military alliance would be great!
B) Decline both offers, trading of goods is enough of a relationship.
C) Accept both the military and marital alliances! For Kastoria!
D) Decline the offer of military alliance, but stronger dynastic ties would be nice!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #811 on: July 27, 2019, 02:50:04 pm »

C

It would be nice to have an actual ally
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #812 on: July 27, 2019, 02:53:53 pm »

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With a military pact hopefully we won't need to spend quite so much on the army!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #813 on: July 27, 2019, 03:01:57 pm »

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« Reply #814 on: July 27, 2019, 03:16:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #815 on: July 27, 2019, 03:18:18 pm »

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Somebody who actually doesn't want to kill us? This sounds like exactly the kind of lucky break we need. Let's take advantage of it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #816 on: July 27, 2019, 03:29:50 pm »

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« Reply #817 on: July 27, 2019, 03:33:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #818 on: July 27, 2019, 03:33:31 pm »

You agree to the marriage and the military alliance.

"Splendid! This calls for celebration!" Anreu quickly calls for servants to refill the wine goblets, and you two toast for the alliance.

As the feast progresses deep into the night, and you both indulge in the wine a bit too much, you can't help but notice how handsome Anreu is. Ten years younger than you, with a sharp stubble and piercing blue eyes and a soft waterfall of dark brown hair.

You mention that to him, and he laughs.

"Yoo, sire, arn't of ugliness either. Nay, I say, you're all the bit handsome's too." With passing minutes and smiling back at his smirks and happy facial expressions, you drunkingly rake your brain for cultural and religious tidbits of Dogu and Katte teachings, but you're too drunk for this.

Still, you start to wonder whether Anreu is hitting on you or not.

A) I better distract him with more drank.
B) Lesse spin him toward muh courtiers.
C) Where my wife at, I feel vulnerabluh.
D) -
« Last Edit: July 27, 2019, 03:44:22 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #819 on: July 27, 2019, 03:40:32 pm »

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« Reply #820 on: July 27, 2019, 03:52:19 pm »

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« Reply #821 on: July 27, 2019, 03:57:01 pm »

A Clearly he just needs more alcohol if he thinks we're beautiful. The missus won't even look at us anymore, will she. ;.;
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #822 on: July 27, 2019, 04:15:43 pm »

As much as my poor gay heart wants to see this, it seems like an undue risk. We have what we need in the agreements so far.

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« Reply #823 on: July 27, 2019, 04:55:52 pm »

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« Reply #824 on: July 27, 2019, 04:56:03 pm »

You desperately search for your wife, and she happens to be seated nearby, so you wave her over.

In a stroke of diplomatic genius, you ask her for a dance. She graciously accepts, and you two do some circles together.

When you're back after the dance, you find Anreu slurring and mumbling something, and along with the Chamberlain you decide that he had enough of drinks tonight - the Chamberlain has King Anreu II escorted to his bedroom.

As the moon begins its move downwards, you return to your bedroom with your wife. Then you admit before her the advances of Anreu and that you asked her for a dance to escape from him. She laughs herself into tears.

"The Father bestowed upon you too many good looks if even foreign royals turn their stares at you." She helps you undress and puts you under blankets, and you fall asleep rather fast.

Next morning you spend waging war upon that terrible hangover demon buzzing in your head.

By the evening, King Anreu has begun packing his entourage up, for he will be leaving in the morning. You see that his wife, Ana, is eyeing him carefully, watching every his step, even. Not long afterwards, you notice your wife Abene, standing near Anreu's wife.

You decide to...

A) Wish Anreu farewells.
B) Invite Anreu to a discussion.
C) Mind your own business.
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