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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109333 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #675 on: July 19, 2019, 03:41:14 pm »

A - This seems to play into our skills best, and will hopefully show how much we actually care about her
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #676 on: July 19, 2019, 04:26:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #677 on: July 19, 2019, 04:46:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #678 on: July 19, 2019, 10:44:48 pm »

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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #679 on: July 20, 2019, 12:14:31 am »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #680 on: July 20, 2019, 02:49:08 am »

You decide to put your charisma to a test and compose your wife a ballad to warm her heart (and open her bedroom).

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You make it both elegant and bawdy, and Abene listens with interest and smirk on her face. After you're done, she undoes the rope belt of her robe. "Such an old fool." She muses. "Took you this long to get romantic?" She shakes her head at your silliness, and then invites you to her bedroom.

Few days after that, the orcish bodyguards finish their journey preparations, and take up the money set aside by the Treasurer, making the Treasury really empty.

"We shall march with haste to the land of our fathers." Their leader salutes you. "We believe our successors should arrive by the end of the year. Glory to you!" Then they leave.

411 AEC, Midsummer

Peasants don't like the burden of heavy taxation when they're themselves burdened with the miserable living conditions in your kingdom - and they've decided to show it by throwing a revolt!

Led by some village elders, who in turn are led by a retired General, Sacho Pilon (a man of brawl rather than brains), the four-thousand strong mob has gathered in the coastal territory of Paladena province. Day by day, the reports say, General Pilon and his rebel companions are calling up 'men of conscience' to join them and put a stop to your excesses and oppression.

You decide to...

A) Send a letter and resolve the matter diplomatically.
B) Send your soldiers to fix the problem with some bloodletting.
C) Send your scouts again to gather information for now.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2019, 02:52:54 am by Haspen »
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #681 on: July 20, 2019, 02:51:50 am »

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ZBridges

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« Reply #682 on: July 20, 2019, 02:58:09 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #683 on: July 20, 2019, 05:07:00 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #684 on: July 20, 2019, 05:11:50 am »

A

We haven’t really been given the chance to improve living conditions in the kingdom, with everything else going on. When able, we will hire builders to build better houses in the kingdom
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #685 on: July 20, 2019, 07:28:29 am »

You decide that sending a letter will be the best way to solve this problem.

The nobles of your court disagree and that's why later that day you meet with them at the table.

"My liege, we all respect your skills at diplomacy and negotiation." Says one of them. "But every time someone defies you, you wish to parley and beg with them."

"That is true!" Another raises his voice. "We ought not to parley with rebels and criminals! Instead, the peasantry should learn their place with a show of force!" Others murmur and nod in agreement.

"We implore you, Your Majesty, that this time blood of the disloyal scum is spilled to fertilize our fields!"

A) "Fine then, we will fight them in the field."
B) "You must provide my Army with your soldiers, though."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #686 on: July 20, 2019, 07:39:31 am »

B
Though we should still try to improve their conditions so they don’t feel the need to defy us
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« Reply #687 on: July 20, 2019, 07:54:44 am »

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King Zultan

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« Reply #688 on: July 20, 2019, 08:01:17 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #689 on: July 20, 2019, 12:37:14 pm »

B

They will have to provide a leader as well. We ain't going to war ourselves without our Orcs.
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