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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #525 on: July 03, 2019, 03:32:58 pm »

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« Reply #526 on: July 03, 2019, 04:23:20 pm »

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« Reply #527 on: July 03, 2019, 05:57:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #528 on: July 06, 2019, 04:23:34 pm »

//We were off by one year again! XV

You send the pagan worshippers a letter of threats!

408 AEC, Late Autumn

The grotesque beast has left! It has slithered away outside the borders of Kastoria, towards the plains dividing your country from Maelia. The scouts are keeping watch on its movements just in case.

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Your proclamation had an immediate effect, but not as strong one as your clergy hoped for. Many have renounced the mermaid worship, and the clerics re-baptised the converts, but rumors have it that some of the populace still keeps the salt figurines at home and does some fish bone divination when nobody's looking.

408 AEC, Winter

You rub your temples in annoyance as the courtiers argue out loud.

It all begun when the recent loss of your Queen was brought up at the table. Things have quickly escalated:

"The Mother will surely make a special dispensation for our King. He should remarry, to strengthen the dynasty and produce more children."

"Nay! To remarry would be a grave offense to the Mother! Our King has two children in line to the throne, and that is aplenty."

"Count Balazera, you preach of grave offenses to the gods, yet you yourself married your second wife last year!"

"That's a different thing! My first died young and I had no children to inherit my lands!"

"What you two are forgetting is that remarrying so fast would cause the soul of Queen Xmantha to come haunt us for this impiety!"

The courtiers argue, but as the discussion loses its strength, more and more of your courtiers glance at you. It is obvious that they're awaiting a proclamation from you on the matter of remarrying.

A) "I need more children to ensure prosperity and security of my house, and my country. I shall remarry one day!"
B) "Death of my beloved still occupies my mind and my heart. I can't answer such an important question so soon."
C) "As the vows stated, I shall remain faithful to my wife even after her passing. Nobody but Xmantha shall be called my wife!"
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« Reply #529 on: July 06, 2019, 04:33:31 pm »

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« Reply #533 on: July 07, 2019, 02:49:15 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #535 on: July 07, 2019, 02:01:37 pm »

How I didn't see this before?
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« Reply #536 on: July 08, 2019, 01:49:59 am »

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We need an alliance outside the country.

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« Reply #537 on: July 08, 2019, 12:43:01 pm »

You postpone the decision till later, skillfully maneuvering yourself (and your arguing courtiers) from the topic.


You dread this moment. Every year so far wasn't better, if not even worse, than previous one. Situation's so bad even your chroniclers mix up dates and calendars.

How fares the Kingdom, you wonder. It was saved from one disaster, but what shall you do when next strikes next year? Next month? Next week? Will you be able to carry on, or shall you be swept by the forces greater than you?

All thoughts perish when the Advisor shows up with the Scrolls of Kingdom Status, placing them on your desk.

Happiness: 1
Population: 3
Economy: 1
Army: 2
*Navy: 1

"The booty we acquired from manors and captives amongst Velason's supporters barely saved us from bankruptcy, my liege. We cannot keep the taxes up anymore, I've discussed this with the Treasurer already. The people are angry, the army thin, the Treasury nearly empty." The old man shakes his head in defeat.

"I do not know what to say this time." He says after a while.

A) "I have failed my kingdom and my people! I must go, and live out my shame in exile!
B) "This is fine. Everything's fine. Most importantly, I'm fine!"
C) "I ought to beg the loyal clergy and our noblemen to save the country. Priviledges, promotions, exemptions - they name it, they shall have it!"
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« Reply #538 on: July 08, 2019, 01:58:55 pm »

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« Reply #539 on: July 08, 2019, 02:06:53 pm »

A - Let's accept our failure with dignity,  and trust that the Regency can survive until our heir is of age.
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