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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109240 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #510 on: July 02, 2019, 03:25:28 pm »

A - It's not like we have much money to spend on this, which just means we need this all the more urgently
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #511 on: July 02, 2019, 03:37:04 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #512 on: July 02, 2019, 03:39:14 pm »

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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #513 on: July 02, 2019, 04:34:25 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #514 on: July 02, 2019, 04:39:16 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #515 on: July 02, 2019, 04:54:39 pm »

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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #516 on: July 03, 2019, 04:15:05 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #517 on: July 03, 2019, 11:17:53 am »

You decide to sponsor the mining venture, and the prospector promises success before leaving.

The Treasurer sobs somewhere in the corner of the audience hall.

407 AEC, Mid-Autumn

The terrible beast remains in the north-east, gobbling down a rare traveler or causing a hamlet to quickly relocate from its path.

It seems that the recent instability of the country has led to some old, pagan cults reemerging. With the royalty's vigilance slipping and the church's grip weakening, the people of the coast have returned to the mermaid worship. Food and money is being cast into the waters and people rub themselves with sea salt in ritual baptisms. All wish for the mermaids to take care of them and to bring them prosperity.

Some of your particularily religious noblemen feel enraged by this, and call for the pagan worshippers to be buried alive in dirt, per Father's law for dealing with pagans.

A) I don't think that worship of mermaids will do us any harm. Once our situation gets better, people will glorify Father and Mother again.
B) You know, considering all the recent misfortune, maybe I should offer some sacrifice to the mermaids as well?
C) They will be purged! Bury them alive and their families stripped of possessions!
D) Time to deliver a strongly-worded proclamation to the coast-dwellers.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #518 on: July 03, 2019, 12:11:25 pm »

A I am sure some kind of ancient sea god will not be a problem.  Let them keep attracting it to the surface.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #519 on: July 03, 2019, 12:16:37 pm »

B
Who knows at this point? Plus we can get them to see us in a positive light
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« Reply #520 on: July 03, 2019, 12:29:44 pm »

D Ignoring this is going to upset our courtiers and nobles, we barely managed to defeat the pretender rebellion and prevent our own courtiers from rebelling. We don't have the army to afford another rebellion.
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« Reply #521 on: July 03, 2019, 12:30:53 pm »

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Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #522 on: July 03, 2019, 12:34:57 pm »

Right, changing from B to D
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King Zultan

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« Reply #523 on: July 03, 2019, 02:06:58 pm »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #524 on: July 03, 2019, 03:19:16 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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