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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #330 on: June 12, 2019, 01:46:32 pm »

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« Reply #331 on: June 12, 2019, 01:50:49 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #332 on: June 12, 2019, 02:22:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #333 on: June 12, 2019, 02:41:51 pm »

You name him Kemen. The child will, one day, become King Kemen of Kastoria!

406 AEC, Mid-Spring

News arrive from Xane-Peon.

King Anreu II managed to finally quell the Peonian insurgency, at the very high cost. The economy of the region is in ruins, and tens of thousands of Peonians and Xanians died in the war. At least your western neighbour finally has peace.

406 AEC, Summer

The money is sent to the victorious countries of the last war.

406 AEC, Winter

Shortly after the peaceful Autumn is replaced on the calendar with Winter, a diplomat from the northernly, large yet poor Kingdom of Maelia appears at your doorstep!

The elderly man, clad in the white and gold robes, bows before you, and smiles.

"Greetings, King Lycwl of Kastoria! I'm here on behalf of my mistress, Queen Yanna II. She has heard of your fledgling dynasty and would like to for a closer relationship with your and your family. Therefore she proposes that her youngest child, a three years old daughter, also named Yanna, be bethroted to your newborn son, Kemen."

A) "Solves the marital hassle later on. We have a deal!"
B) "Sorry, he's not worthy the hand of Maellian Princess!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #334 on: June 12, 2019, 02:50:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #335 on: June 12, 2019, 03:32:20 pm »

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Maybe this time it will be love at first sight. Maybe.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #336 on: June 12, 2019, 04:14:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #337 on: June 12, 2019, 04:25:13 pm »

You agree to the bethrotal. The envoy bows his head.

"May Mother and Father bless you with many more children, King Lycwl." He bows again and leaves hurriedly.

406 AEC, Midwinter

Orks are raiding the eastern settlements!

Mounted on giant wolves or lizards, the orks are attacking the settlements, burning down houses, stealing grain, cattle, women and children. There's approximately several groups of them, accounting to somewhere between five hundred to a thousand, the scouts have hard time keeping count of these highly mobile troops.

You decide to speak up with the Orcish bodyguards of yours, for surely they know their less civilized brethren the best. They snort and grumble at your question.

"You humans are weak, and they know it. Do not negotiate, do not bribe, just kill. If mountain of skulls you make is bigger than theirs, they shall flee and not bother you again."

A) "I'm sure we can resolve this with negotiations rather than mountains of skulls."
B) "I'm more willing to sacrifice money rather than troops. Bribe it is!"
C) "Fine, my Army shall go and create the biggest mountain of Orkish skulls ever seen!"
D) "Eh, I can afford having them raid our borders for a while. Once they get bored, they will leave."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #338 on: June 12, 2019, 04:28:55 pm »

C

Our orcish guards most likely know what they are talking about
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« Reply #339 on: June 12, 2019, 04:33:11 pm »

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« Reply #340 on: June 12, 2019, 04:49:37 pm »

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« Reply #341 on: June 12, 2019, 04:52:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #342 on: June 12, 2019, 05:54:51 pm »

C - Skulls for the skull pile
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« Reply #343 on: June 12, 2019, 06:04:19 pm »

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« Reply #344 on: June 12, 2019, 06:18:49 pm »

C, getting rid of the orcs will get much easier once we invent plaster.
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