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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109187 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #315 on: June 12, 2019, 05:02:21 am »

You magnaminously sponsor construction of the new navy ships. The Admiral salutes.

"Give us a year, sire, and we will have dozen of ships ready!" He leaves happy.

405 AEC, End of the Year

You enjoy the cool breeze, standing in front of the window, when you hear knocking on the door of your study.

"Enter!" You turn around as you call the intruder in. No one is surprised when the Advisor steps in, with Scrolls of the Kingdom Status. This was a good year, and it was a fast year.

The good ones always feel short.

Happiness: 5
Population: 3
Economy: 4
Army: 3
*Navy: 0

When was the last time these numbers were this good? At least few years back, for sure.

"My liege, while our navy is being rebuilt, how about we replenish our army with more mercenaries? Enough coin will do the trick, and our Treasury is doing well."

A) "Economic forecasts for the next year say otherwise!"
B) "Never there was profit without some spending first!"
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #316 on: June 12, 2019, 05:16:39 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #317 on: June 12, 2019, 08:02:36 am »

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We slaughter them by the thousands.
But... you know, we do it ironically.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #318 on: June 12, 2019, 08:26:44 am »

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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #319 on: June 12, 2019, 08:42:43 am »

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We have money. Let’s savour this before it’s taken as war payments.
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« Reply #320 on: June 12, 2019, 08:50:15 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #321 on: June 12, 2019, 08:55:18 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #322 on: June 12, 2019, 09:12:57 am »

>vote is tied but has only few people voted
>"cool will eat lunch and check later"
>come back after lunch, more people voted... and it's tied

why dis
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #323 on: June 12, 2019, 09:18:32 am »

Breaking the tie. We need a bigger army
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #324 on: June 12, 2019, 09:23:00 am »

You decide to toss money at the Army and see what happens.

406 AEC, Spring

The salt caravan from the west arrives.

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It provides moderate profits, filling the Treasury with much needed coinage.

Joy! Joy in the court and the streets!

Your dutiful wife, Xmantha, has given birth to another boy. As there's no deadly payments overdue this time, everyone is glad that a heir to the throne of Kastoria has been born. Everyone hopes he will survive long enough to get there.

You're the Father of the child, and therefore the priviledge of naming goes to you. Clerics and courtiers alike remind you that to use the name of the dead brings bad luck, but then again, who cares? You decide!

A) Lycwl
B) Aitor
C) Danel
D) Iokin
E) Gozon
F) Hodin
G) Kemen
H) Arrat
I) Ortz
J) Ximund
K) Igon
L) (provide new name here)
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« Reply #325 on: June 12, 2019, 09:27:11 am »

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« Reply #326 on: June 12, 2019, 09:49:37 am »

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« Reply #327 on: June 12, 2019, 10:39:14 am »

A, first kid didn't count
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« Reply #328 on: June 12, 2019, 10:39:21 am »

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« Reply #329 on: June 12, 2019, 12:48:44 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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