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Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.

It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.

It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.

I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

[Laterigrade]

H

[helmacon]

A

[ZBridges]

A

[Rockeater]

A

[King Zultan]

A

[Haspen]

You name his Lycwl. He is your heir to the throne!

404 AEC, Winter

There's an uprising - no, not in Kastoria, but in Xane-Peon. Apparently, in recent weeks, King Anreu has gotten a little tiny bit mentally unstable, prone to brawling fits, bouts of paranoia and spontaneous defecation in the throne room. Apparently, the Peonian noble families decided its a good opportunity to rebel and try to become independent again.

Back to Kastoria now!

One evening, when you're walking through dimly lit corridors in the eastern wing, no one else but Spymaster bumps onto from the shadows. He keeps his face hidden in the hood.

"Greetings, sire, I bring news of traitorous talk within the castle."

"Who is it?"

"Your Orcish bodyguards, sire." You frown. Their loyalty was guaranteed! Or was it?

"And why would, of all the people, my Orcish bodyguards scheme against me?"

"Your defeat in the war as well as giving in to demands of a woman - the Witch, that's it -and filing up ranks of Army with criminals has made you weak and dishonorable in the eyes of your bodyguards. Some speak of desertion as you're unworthy, some speak of your assassination - and then desertion. From what my agents managed to learn, assassinating a weak ruler to make place for a better replacement is perceived as an honorable deed in Orcish culture."

A) "Round up the conspirators and have them all killed!"
B) "Round up the conspirators, I shall have a talk with them."
C) "Me? Weak? Ha! Gather them up, I will challenge the biggest and strongest to a duel!!
D) "Round up the conspirators and have them exiled back to their homelands!"
E) "Their loyalty was guaranteed by the Orcish lords. I trust they will do no harm."

[King Zultan]

C We shall show them we aren't weak.

[Laterigrade]

B; we can convince them otherwise — and if they do not see reason, we can still exile them.

[Rockeater]

B

[mightymushroom]

B Sometimes it seems the only things we can do right are things that use our charisma bonus.

[Naturegirl1999]

B
We can convince them that our actions aren't a sign of weakness, rather a sign of practicality and focused on survival

[Hotfire90]

B

[Haspen]

You decide to have the Orcish conspirators brought in for a talk.

Only right as they arrive you realize that maybe talking to a bunch of scheming brutes with strange honor values might not be the best idea.

6*

But even the Orcish brutes fall victim to the honey that comes rolling out your tongue! They fall to their knees, beating their foreheads against the floor when you expose them. The chief conspirator takes his ceremonial dagger and carves his own heart out for you as a form of apology.

Assassination crisis averted, at the cost of one bloodstained carpet and one dead orc. Hooray!

404 AEC, End of the Year

The cool breeze of this wintertime is a lovely time to compose a poem.

Three words into it, however, the Advisor disturbs you, because its time for you to view the Scrolls of Kingdoms Status!

Happiness: 5
Population: 3
Economy: 2
Army: 3
*Navy: 0

"My liege, our people are quite content after the last year of your leadership. Our Treasury is a bit empty, mayhaps it be a good time we press the peasants to pay more taxes for a while?"

A) "Sure, one year of raised taxation never hurt anybody!"
B) "Nu!"

[ZBridges]

A

[Naturegirl1999]

A
Just for this year, though, and it can’t be a steep increase, or they might rebel again