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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109231 times)

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #255 on: June 08, 2019, 03:33:05 am »

C Nothing says peace like martial law.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #256 on: June 08, 2019, 09:54:58 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #257 on: June 08, 2019, 10:33:29 am »

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I think sending the Army there will just make things worse
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« Reply #258 on: June 08, 2019, 12:28:37 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #259 on: June 09, 2019, 03:14:33 am »

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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #260 on: June 09, 2019, 04:06:44 am »

You send the Army to deal with the riots.

403 AEC, Midwinter

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Peasant rabble is nothing compared to your soldiers. Hundreds of citizens die, the rest get arrested or flee to safety!

Order is restored, hurrah!

403 AEC, End of the Year

You somewhat dreaded this day, and the day has come.

The Advisor quietly walks into your bedroom, letting you, like every year, look into the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 3
Population: 3
Economy: 2
Army: 1
*Navy: 0

The Advisor shakes his head and you sigh - nothing can be done at the moment about those terrible, terrible numbers.

404 AEC, Spring

Caravans from Xane-Peon are here!

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Salt brings quite some profits, but it is the soft and insulating Peonian fabrics that get you money! Noblemen of your Kingdom have taken a great liking for the dyed clothes of the west. Not even paying attention to the price, they buy and re-buy the clothes if only to have them for themselves. They also praise the man who allowed them to have good access to these luxurious fabrics - you.

Not all is well in Kastoria, however.

Common people go about hungry, the winter having been harsh and the harvests mediocre. Many of them, seeing no other option available, have taken upon the dishonorable ways of banditry. Several such large groups roam the roads and glades in the northeast, towards the Orcish steppes, mugging peasants and noblemen alike, if only they have valuables or food, or both. There's even a man callinghimself Huero, the Bandit King, apparently exercising authority over several such bandit groups.

A) We cannot fight them - let's bribe them and have them join the Army.
B) Our Army will march forth and eradicate the bandits from our lands.
C) I don't see any way that we can handle this problem at the moment.
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #261 on: June 09, 2019, 04:43:44 am »

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We need the men desperately, that is not a good number for our army to be. I doubt our army would even be able to put up a fight in it's current state.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Laterigrade

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #262 on: June 09, 2019, 04:54:37 am »

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and the quadriplegic toothless vampire killed me effortlessly after that
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dropping clothes to pick up armor and then dropping armor to pick up clothes like some sort of cyclical forever-striptease
if a year passes, add one to age; social experiment

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #263 on: June 09, 2019, 08:46:24 am »

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We need more Army members, plus if they are in the army they can't continue the banditry, dealing with two problems at once is good
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King Zultan

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« Reply #264 on: June 09, 2019, 09:20:49 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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mightymushroom

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« Reply #265 on: June 09, 2019, 09:41:50 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #266 on: June 09, 2019, 03:44:41 pm »

You send letters to the bandit groups, offering money if they renounce their evil ways and take up honest work as soldiers of the Kingdom.

404 AEC, Mid-Spring

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The letters have dramatic effect. The bandits, learning of your merciful (and profitable) offer, have begun joining the Army en masse. Hundreds per week arrive at local garrisons, asking to be drafted into the ranks. Only few thugs and thieves remain in the woods, keeping clear off roads.

Ranks of your Army swell and all courtiers praise your cunning solution to the bandit problem - and of course peasants feel safer, too!

404 AEC, Summer

Money is sent to Maestrimar, Satorias and Albarra.

404 AEC, Autumn

Normally, a newborn's squeal is an occasion to be joyful, but the fate of the child wears heavily on your courtiers, and your wife Xmantha especially.

Your wife has given birth to a healthy baby boy!

Because you're his Father, the ancient law gives you the priviledge of naming it. Historians and scholars provide you with a list of locally popular names, but of course you can name him after yourself, or make a new name entirely.

The boy's name will be...

A) Lycwl
B) Aitor
C) Danel
D) Iokin
E) Gozon
F) Hodin
G) Kemen
H) Arrat
I) Ortz
J) Ximund
K) Igon
L) (provide new name here)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #267 on: June 09, 2019, 04:11:56 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #268 on: June 09, 2019, 04:16:35 pm »

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She's taking a piece of us too, whether she likes it or not.
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« Reply #269 on: June 09, 2019, 05:19:05 pm »

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