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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2490 on: February 10, 2020, 04:02:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2491 on: February 10, 2020, 04:12:43 pm »

A
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« Reply #2492 on: February 10, 2020, 04:28:08 pm »

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« Reply #2493 on: February 10, 2020, 04:38:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2494 on: February 10, 2020, 05:11:42 pm »

A for now, but I'm curious... have these "Father and Mother" figures shown any real power in this world? This is a fantasy setting, after all-- perhaps the prayers of a king are stronger than we know.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2495 on: February 10, 2020, 07:19:39 pm »

I was thinking we don't have a lot of pull right now because we've neglected our pilgrimage. Although Matin has certainly had a charmed reign just to survive to this point.

In my opinion the most obvious influence of the supernatural so far was the Oracle – and that didn't quite go to plan. Even our artifact is uncertain: how do we know when we didn't get sick? And I don't think any of the rulers have stepped aboard a ship.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2496 on: February 10, 2020, 11:50:07 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2497 on: February 11, 2020, 02:09:49 am »

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« Reply #2498 on: February 11, 2020, 07:24:10 am »

I was thinking we don't have a lot of pull right now because we've neglected our pilgrimage. Although Matin has certainly had a charmed reign just to survive to this point.

In my opinion the most obvious influence of the supernatural so far was the Oracle – and that didn't quite go to plan. Even our artifact is uncertain: how do we know when we didn't get sick? And I don't think any of the rulers have stepped aboard a ship.
The oracle broke the fourth wall and lead us to our death. I still want to get a trebuchet over there to obliterate the place.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2499 on: February 11, 2020, 12:21:54 pm »

You call few alchemists and herbalists known for their expertise and their prices. You agree to their demands and they set out to work.

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The next afternoon it is evident that your wife has gotten better! She is weak and doesn't talk much, but the healers confirm that the worst has passed.

You send the alchemists to the Treasurer so that they take their share of the royal money for their services.

Winter, 452 AEC

The scaly quadrupeds have arrived in the stables near palace!

You and your family review the beasts; they are grey-scaled, they have multiple horns coming from between their eyes down to their nose, or whatever their equivalent is. Their long tails are ended with many shorter bone spikes, and you could easily wager that a swing of the beast's tail could smash an adult man's face with ease.

They seem to be quite hungry for vegetables, and their caretakers say they love cabbage, spinweed and greenspice.

In a show of personal bravery, knowing that you won't be able to escape if the beast rushes you, you stare down into one of the scalies' deep, black eyes. It stares back at you, munching through a load of leafs.

It snorts at you, expelling some foul-smelling greyish mucus at your feet.

A) These mighty war lizards will be ridden by the mightest of our riders!
B) These big scaly sheeps shall pull our plows and carry our trade goods!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2500 on: February 11, 2020, 01:01:52 pm »

I feel like we need to know little more about them for this decision, but sure let's go with B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2501 on: February 11, 2020, 01:16:29 pm »

B

Hmm...

A bit more dangerous than a horse, but only a bit. I'm sure once we have more of them in the kingdom other opportunities will present themselves.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2502 on: February 11, 2020, 01:26:31 pm »

B

Also, spending money on the herbalists didn't give us a + to the roll. Methinks prayer would have been a better choice.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2503 on: February 11, 2020, 02:47:40 pm »

B

Anyone else getting bad vibes off of A?
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« Reply #2504 on: February 11, 2020, 02:56:19 pm »

B
I would prefer if we could do some more testing first, but these beasts seem to be more docile and unsuited to combat than their appearance would suggest. That, and A is making me nervous.
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