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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109075 times)

flazeo25

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2460 on: January 23, 2020, 02:49:27 pm »

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« Reply #2461 on: January 23, 2020, 02:56:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2462 on: January 23, 2020, 03:01:41 pm »

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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2463 on: January 23, 2020, 03:16:44 pm »

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Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2464 on: January 23, 2020, 03:25:28 pm »

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mightymushroom

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« Reply #2465 on: January 23, 2020, 04:35:09 pm »

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King Zultan

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« Reply #2466 on: January 24, 2020, 02:48:51 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2467 on: February 09, 2020, 02:47:39 pm »

You decide to sponsor the great feast. Count Sobiero leaves quite satisfied.

Summer, 452 AEC

News arrive from war-torn Maellia; Yann II was imprisoned, one half of the country annexed by the victorious Gellaine, the other made a Duchy and vassal of the victors. Pier, a cousin-few-times-removed of Yann II, was appointed the first Duke.

The marriage ceremony and wedding feast are organized quite fast. The two youths are excited to be called husband and wife, and your sister Ixara seems happier than ever.

Happier than ever are also Bakara's parents, Count and Countess Sobiero. Already they've been seen wearing jewelry given away by the Royal Treasury as a dowry, telling all how generous and able of a ruler you are.

A week later, you receive a report from one of the northeastern settlements...

"Scaly quadrupeds?" You ask, putting down the scroll. The messenger takes his hat off.

"Aye, my liege. Village elders never seen beasts like these. They came, munched down our saplings and sprouts, and then laid down eggs, which they now fiercely guard. People of the village are afraid of going to reclaim the fields, so we askin' the Crown to help."

A) "I shall send my soldiers to slay these scaly pests!"
B) "Dunno how I can help, really."
C) "I shall give some funds, may your elders make good use of them against those beasts."
D) "A capture must be arranged! These beasts might prove useful."
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2468 on: February 09, 2020, 02:50:30 pm »

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« Reply #2469 on: February 09, 2020, 02:54:13 pm »

A A capture would be nice, however we don't know much about these creatures, and killing them would be easier than attempting to house them
D Fair enough, we could take the eggs and raise the young
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« Reply #2470 on: February 09, 2020, 02:56:43 pm »

D
Scaly quadrupeds = horses with built-in armor! That we don't know how to tame them is the best reason to learn!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2471 on: February 09, 2020, 03:14:45 pm »

D - Go go lizard cavalry
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« Reply #2472 on: February 09, 2020, 03:20:52 pm »

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« Reply #2473 on: February 09, 2020, 03:54:43 pm »

Dinosaurs!
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« Reply #2474 on: February 09, 2020, 04:10:04 pm »

You send soldiers and horsemasters northeast to capture some of these 'scaly quadrupeds', in hopes of taming them.

Midsummer, 452 AEC

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The messenger arrives with a note: huge success!

The 'scaly quadrupeds', whilst big, scary and tough, turned out to be rather docile, especially if fed with aromatic roots and herbs. The villagers whose farms were affected were keen to learn of this.

And so came a request from their elders; the people of the village want to keep the beasts, hoping to raise them as beasts of burden. It could benefit their village greatly, and if the beasts will breed well in captivity, the local settlements as well.

A) I've sent the tamers, so the beasts are mine!
B) Fine then, let them keep the strange beasts.
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