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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109125 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2355 on: January 08, 2020, 05:20:24 pm »

You agree to the marriage of Amet and Lia. The diplomats bow their heads.

"Such an honour to have your consent. May Mother and Father bless your family with eternal prosperity, King Matin!" They leave the throne room to bring the good news to their liege.

Summer, 451 AEC

It was rather inevitable - the last week of Spring was exceptionally dry, and now, on the turn of the season, all changed. Dark clouds invaded the skies, and rain, thunder, and hail ravaged the countryside overnight.

The capital province is the one that's most affected. Several people have died, a few dozen homesteads were damaged or burnt by lightning storms. The worst damage have come to crops and livestock. Many peasants who were raising their food are now left without anything to go with for the coming months.

Understandably, the governors and mayors of nearby towns have issued a petition to the Crown, asking for food to be provided to the most affected settlements.

A) Sorry, we're on a tight budget this year.
B) I shall feed them all!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2356 on: January 08, 2020, 05:30:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2357 on: January 08, 2020, 05:34:00 pm »

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That's why we have a surplus.
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ZBridges

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« Reply #2358 on: January 08, 2020, 05:41:35 pm »

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« Reply #2359 on: January 08, 2020, 05:45:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2360 on: January 08, 2020, 05:45:53 pm »

We drafted folks rather than tap our budget-- now's the time to put that money somewhere it'll do some good!

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« Reply #2361 on: January 08, 2020, 06:10:22 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2362 on: January 09, 2020, 03:32:04 am »

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We're a good king.
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« Reply #2363 on: January 09, 2020, 08:40:28 am »

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« Reply #2364 on: January 09, 2020, 12:43:57 pm »

You proclaim that the Crown will provide grain and meat to the troubled citizens.

Midsummer, 451 AEC

While procurement of the grains is underway, your every day duties are interrupted by one of the palace guards.

"My liege, a young squire from Maellia has come and seeks a private audience with you. He refuses to give reason nor explain who has sent him. Do we throw him out?"

A) "Throw the shameless boy out!"
B) "Let him in, he might have something interesting to say."
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« Reply #2365 on: January 09, 2020, 12:48:58 pm »

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Family?
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« Reply #2366 on: January 09, 2020, 12:53:11 pm »

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Sounds like family stuff.
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« Reply #2367 on: January 09, 2020, 01:07:33 pm »

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« Reply #2368 on: January 09, 2020, 02:47:19 pm »

You decide to meet with the boy in private.

Once you two are in the study, the boy kisses your signet hand and bows in respect.

"King Matin, this is an honour. I'm here on behalf of your sister, my mistress, Lady Ixara."

"Is her family in danger?" You ask, and the boy quickly nods.

"She told me to request of you that you send the men you promised to take her to safety. She heard rumors that our liege, Yann, is going to war with Gellaine once more."

A) "Sit down and learn, I shall send letters to your liege, asking him to provide for safety of your mistress!"
B) "I shall send my agents to covertly rescue Ixara and her son. No one will learn of anything until after she's safe, don't worry."
C) "I shall arrange a well-armed entourage to carry Ixara and her son to Kastoria, in accordance with the noble's code."
D) "Unfortunately, things have changed. Return to your mistress and tell her that I can't do naught to help her."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2369 on: January 09, 2020, 02:51:14 pm »

C

If they refuse to allow our family passage, we get CB.
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