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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109186 times)

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2250 on: December 18, 2019, 06:35:45 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2251 on: December 18, 2019, 08:23:20 am »

BA Our authority might take a hit but we need this win in the field first.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2252 on: December 18, 2019, 09:39:46 am »

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You quickly compose a reply to the Chamberlain in which you express your belief that your wife is bored, and thus simply requires company.

You then turn to your spy.

A) "May your men use sabotage and poison to hand the city to us!"
B) "Your agents are to keep a watch, but sabotage will not be needed."
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2253 on: December 18, 2019, 09:55:36 am »

A - Lets force this bloodless victory. Bloodless for our men anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2254 on: December 18, 2019, 09:58:19 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2255 on: December 18, 2019, 10:02:03 am »

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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2256 on: December 18, 2019, 10:33:56 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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« Reply #2257 on: December 18, 2019, 11:40:10 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2258 on: December 18, 2019, 03:42:11 pm »

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« Reply #2259 on: December 18, 2019, 04:39:11 pm »

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« Reply #2260 on: December 19, 2019, 09:55:43 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2261 on: December 21, 2019, 04:04:24 pm »

You decide to use the spies to bring down the spirit of the rebels.

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A week...

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In just two weeks, the city surrenders. There's pillaging and massacring, but nothing excessive - not that much have left of rebel and Estanquanortan populace.

The ringleaders of rebellion are given no mercy; all of them are customarily executed by drowning with a rock tied around their necks. As the city lacked a moat, the drownings were done in Lake Estanquanorta, a short walk north of the city.

The rebellion is over! You can return home triumphiant, you just need to wait a day for your overjoyed soldiers to sober up from all the pillaging and drinking.



Congratulations! King Matin successfully completed this military campaign!



Late Spring, 449 AEC

Your return to the capital is welcomed by loyal citizens. Flowers are tossed at the heads of your soldiers while Priests and Priestesses annoint the victorious men with rose water and fragnant grease.

Your wife and your court welcome you, and you sit down on the throne of Kastoria, having been absent from the place for quite some time.

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Soon enough news come from all around the Kingdom; your fast dispatching of the rebellion and merciless execution of the rebels have silenced the disgruntled peoples, while your loyalists feel that the nation is stronger than ever. After all, how could anyone dare rise in arms against you, if you win battles marvelously and decimate rebels without mercy?

'King Matin the Fearsome', the scholars and common men alike repeat the street-borne nickname of yours, and you happily adopt it. May it strike doubt in hearts of lesser men, who contemplate going against you, with either arms or plots!

Summer, 449 AEC

You receive a report from the governors of the cities in the southwest.

It seems that there's a bit of a surge in migrant arrivals from Xane-Peon. Many of Peonian peoples, with their insurrection being squashed and reprisals from the Regents (now calling themselves The Noble Council of Xane-Peon) being very severe, are now escaping across the border to Kastoria. They arrive in groups, and even whole families, bringing their belongings and livestock with them. Both private inns and clerical hostels for the poor are being overrun, and those without a shelter loiter on the roads, in the farmlands, and backyards of Kastorian peoples.

A) Vagrants and beggars! Expel them, lest they bring ruination to the honest Kastorian peoples!
B) It's only a matter of time until they disperse and relocate to greener pastures, so we can simply wait.
C) I can't turn blind eye to those who seek a new life in Kastoria! Let's prod the Treasurer to dedicate some money for construction of new homes and shelters.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2019, 04:06:21 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2262 on: December 21, 2019, 04:09:09 pm »

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Increasing population is hard. This could be a golden opportunity for us!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2263 on: December 21, 2019, 04:14:10 pm »

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The Fearsome... a fitting nickname for Matin, to be said with fear by traitors and awe by loyalists. As for this decision, it will allow us to increase our population and present our more benevolent side to those who think of us as a tyrant. And it spites the foolish 'noble council' of Xane-Peon.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2264 on: December 21, 2019, 05:02:42 pm »

C - Don't turn away willing labour
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