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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109195 times)

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2235 on: December 17, 2019, 03:22:10 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2236 on: December 17, 2019, 04:03:43 pm »

You decide to simply continue the siege, letting starvation do the deed.

Mid-Spring 449 AEC

Your officers and scouts praise the stubborn courage of Estanquanortan defenders; your quartermaster did some math and by now, all the rebels should have to eat is moldy bread and old cheeses, yet they remain resilient.

One of the Spymaster's agents meets with you a few evenings later.

"My liege, I'm here to report that my colleagues have infiltrated Estanquanorta successfully. We could sabotage their granaries or poison the few of their still functioning wells, or we could prepare an opening of city gates for the assault." He pulls out a scroll from within his hooded robe.

"There's also a letter from The Chamberlain, my liege, addressed to you." You take the scroll and inspect it - there's no seal or customary red rope of Chamberlain's office.

"Where's the courier?"

"The courier is one of my colleagues, too. The Chamberlain wanted this to be delivered in secrecy, my liege."

You decide to...

A) Read the letter.
B) Decide how to use your spies inside Estanquanorta.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2237 on: December 17, 2019, 04:08:40 pm »

A - More info might potentially be useful
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2238 on: December 17, 2019, 04:36:03 pm »

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One of these days we're going to read a letter that has some sort of magic curse it places on people who read it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2239 on: December 17, 2019, 04:55:40 pm »

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One of these days we're going to read a letter that has some sort of magic curse it places on people who read it.

*writes that into his notes*



You decide to read the letter from home first.

'From The Chamberlain to King Matin

My liege, I write this letter to inform you of certain liberties that your wife has been taking upon herself and her closest circle of associates during your absences. Even now, as you continue fighting the rebels in the north of Kastoria, Queen Aguria, along with some of her closest ladies, has been greatly enjoying a variety of young soldiers and noble sons, some barely adults, who more than eagerly participate in her little feasts, mock duels, and other displays of courage and devotion to Her and the Kingdom.

I have had my loyal underlings question and drill matrons and bedchamber maids for information, and they all have denied that Queen Aguria has taken even one of the young and brash men to her quarters. Still, it is a great show of impropriety for a woman, especially of the Queen's statue, to indulge in company of unmarried men while she herself is bound by the most sacred relationship to you, my leige. In this, she blasphemes against The Father and the Mother, and I'm vary of what the clergy will say once Queen Aguria's follies become common knowledge.'


Hmmm, is your wife cheating on you?

A) Obviously! Have the Chamberlain throw her into the dungeon!
B) Maybe, the Chamberlain should continue his work. In tandem with the Spymaster, too.
C) My wife's loyal, I know it. She is just bored.

Maybe you should head home early to check?

A) Nah.
B) Aye!
« Last Edit: December 17, 2019, 05:00:51 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2240 on: December 17, 2019, 05:01:44 pm »

B, A - Something to look into, but lets not get paranoid here.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2241 on: December 17, 2019, 05:09:28 pm »

B,B
Our presence isn't necessary to continue the siege and the besieged most certainly won't be able to take advantage of us leaving. This, however, is a serious issue that could threaten the future of our dynasty and bring the legitimacy of our children into question. We shouldn't act irrationally, but it may be a good idea to make a surprise return home when we're not expected.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2242 on: December 17, 2019, 05:19:57 pm »

C,A Honestly, I don't blame her for being bored.

 But maybe we could send her a letter to remind her that we are still out here thinking of her?
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« Reply #2243 on: December 17, 2019, 05:42:04 pm »

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« Reply #2244 on: December 17, 2019, 05:59:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2245 on: December 17, 2019, 06:05:02 pm »

Someone must be trying to undermine our concentration C,A when we return we ask the Chamberlain if he really wrote that letter, if he wrote it then we put the spymaster on vigil
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2246 on: December 17, 2019, 06:06:02 pm »

We ought not let it be said that we, personally, gave up the siege before the pretenders did.
C A

C,A Honestly, I don't blame her for being bored.

 But maybe we could send her a letter to remind her that we are still out here thinking of her?
+1 We have spent a lot of time away from home during our reign. If there is fault, perhaps we share it to some degree?
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« Reply #2247 on: December 17, 2019, 08:52:11 pm »

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King Zultan

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« Reply #2248 on: December 18, 2019, 02:43:17 am »

CA
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2249 on: December 18, 2019, 02:57:33 am »

CA

Can't we just notify her that we know, and give her that liberty so long as she doesn't go further?
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