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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109246 times)

TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2160 on: December 02, 2019, 01:00:21 pm »

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They will get these advantages, for they have no doubt been quite useful in the recent years, but they better not start pushing their luck.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2161 on: December 02, 2019, 01:02:16 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2162 on: December 02, 2019, 03:46:11 pm »

Titles, I can agree. The rest, not so much.
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This was their part of the deal we struck when we adopted a feudal mode of government. We are prepared to expend our treasury on many one-time rewards to those who remained faithful during the recent usurpations; but ongoing privilege we must reserve for rarer service.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2163 on: December 02, 2019, 04:39:14 pm »

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Assuming that this is a short term agreement, and not a permanent thing.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2164 on: December 02, 2019, 06:27:18 pm »

A schemer must make his subordinates happy

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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2165 on: December 03, 2019, 02:28:00 am »

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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2166 on: December 08, 2019, 07:10:24 am »

You decide to spend money on rewards and stuff.

The nobles rejoice, your Treasurer sighs in defeat.

End of the Year, 447 AEC

You look at the Advisor, carrying the Scrolls of Kingdom Status in his hands. You realize that it's been almost two years since you've last seen them, the sacred texts unavailable last year because you were in Xane-Peon.

Let's see...

Happiness: 2
Population: 3
Economy: 4
Army: 2
*Navy: 5

You choke on a fleck of dust by accident.

"My liege, the people are weary of recent years of conflict, and the soldiers are battered and their arms bent and broken."

"I assume raising taxes isn't a good way to do it."

"No, my liege, but the Treasurer has an idea."

"Which is?"

"We sell ships of the Crown to the intrepid merchants and guilds in and out Kastoria. Good ships are always well priced, and I'm sure we could find buyers."

A) "Sell a few ships, but that's it. You never know when Maestrimari pirates will strike again!"
B) "Sell a whole lot of the Navy, it's doing nothing but gathering dust and rot on its planks!"
C) "No!"

"We need to spend our money to appease the people and reinforce the Army. Shall we?"

A) "Let's host some festivals, but the Army will have to wait."
B) "Do both."
C) "Do neither."
D) "Time to restore our Army to greatness! Peasants can stuff it."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2167 on: December 08, 2019, 07:21:40 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2168 on: December 08, 2019, 07:55:47 am »

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This is about how I expected that war to end.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2019, 08:00:24 am by auzewasright »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2169 on: December 08, 2019, 08:33:59 am »

AB
This is about how I expected that war to end.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2170 on: December 08, 2019, 08:35:56 am »

*Navy: 5
Okay, time to ask: what does the asterisk mean?

Also, A B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2171 on: December 08, 2019, 10:33:29 am »

*Navy: 5
Okay, time to ask: what does the asterisk mean?

Also, A B
I assume it's a sub-category type thing

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2172 on: December 08, 2019, 11:15:08 am »

You decide to sell some ships and use the money the Treasury have to alleviate problems amongst both soldiers and the peasantry.

Summer, 448 AEC

The western war is coming to a close. The Regents' forces have pacified the west and are now turning their attentions to Peonian insurgency.

Autumn, 448 AEC

Autumn already?

The usual summer heat has extended well past the usual calendar dates. Crops, deprived of rain for so long, have begun to wither. People are complaining and peasants are threatened to go hungry in the winter. Your magistrates and officials are pleading the Crown to assist the populace, lest famine damage the Kingdom more.

A) "Sorry, no cash to spend!"
B) "Of course we shall help!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2173 on: December 08, 2019, 11:28:43 am »

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« Reply #2174 on: December 08, 2019, 12:18:39 pm »

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