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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109297 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2085 on: November 06, 2019, 11:27:02 pm »

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In support of Orc wisdom.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2086 on: November 07, 2019, 12:24:50 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2087 on: November 07, 2019, 05:13:23 pm »

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if they wanna complain then we can just leave
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2088 on: November 10, 2019, 04:04:43 am »

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You decide to send a letter to General Matin, offering him peace with Kastoria and promising to withdraw troops.

You leave within hours, packing up your bags and servants and orcish officers. Nobody from the Regency comes to stop you, and you briefly wonder if they've actually noticed.

447 AEC, Few days later...

Bandits!

As your group makes it way towards the border through a small forest, some uncouth vagabonds ambush you!

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There's quite many of them, and you yourself have to draw your sword and swing it at some ruffian's head!

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He stabs you and you fall off your horse!

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Fortunately, you stab him in the gut and kill him, and your bodyguards quickly deal with the rest. The Orcs lay you against some felled timber, and your personal healer patches up the wound, grimacing.

"I would rather that Your Majesty does not exert himself for at least couple weeks." A cursory search by your men finds nothing of note on the bandits - they were just bandits.

Late Spring, 447 AEC

You return to Kastoria, and your courtiers immediately show their displeasure - not with the stubborness of Xane-Peonian nobles, but with the fact that they've allowed a traveler of your calibre to be assaulted on a commonly travelered road by bandit scum.

"Clearly, our honor was slighted! And look upon the wound of our liege! How can we let such a thing pass?" You decide to...

A) Put this affair into the past and speak no more of it.
B) Write a strongly-worded letter to Regents of King Kemen.
C) Write a demand for monetary compensation for the assault.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2089 on: November 10, 2019, 04:06:54 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2090 on: November 10, 2019, 04:37:01 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2091 on: November 10, 2019, 06:31:31 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2092 on: November 10, 2019, 09:55:50 am »

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The healer said it would be healed in a couple of weeks. Also Xane Peon doesn’t control bandits, so it makes no sense to demand compensation for a thing they have no control over.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2093 on: November 10, 2019, 10:19:36 am »

Well, that's the point. They should be in control of their own roads.

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On the other hand, we know their troubles from firsthand observation and I doubt we can get any recompense out of them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2094 on: November 10, 2019, 10:36:52 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2095 on: November 10, 2019, 11:17:38 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2096 on: November 10, 2019, 11:18:53 am »

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We need some justification, no matter how slight, to just let them die now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2097 on: November 10, 2019, 11:27:53 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2098 on: November 10, 2019, 12:36:18 pm »

You announce that there shall be no more talk about this incident. Your noblemen agree after some time.

Summer, 447 AEC

Your army, along with the Marshal, has marched through northern Xane-Peon and is now within borders of Kastoria. Apparently nobody dared stop their return east.

You learn that the capital of Xane-Peon was besieged by Peonian mob; it was repulsed, but not before surrounding areas were pillaged for food and loot, along with cattle and such thing. Then Peonians marched back south.

Speaking of Peonians - the guards speak that few noblemen, working on behalf of Peoni peoples, have arrived at the gates of your Palace. They ask for an audience, hoping to gather support of Kastoria in the fighting against the Xanean oppressors.

A) "Send them away."
B) "Let them in."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!
« Reply #2099 on: November 10, 2019, 12:38:13 pm »

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Let's at least hear them out.
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