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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1770 on: September 30, 2019, 11:10:01 am »

You go out of bounds of this choice paragraph and inquire whether there's possibility of melting some of the gold weapons. The Advisor glitches, briefly becoming a Missingno, but he gets better a moment later.

"No, because that's too much bookkeeping, my liege, and everyone hates accounting. Also, for some reason, there's always a shortage of gold weapons once soldiers return from patrol."

You thank the Advisor for this answer.

Now what?

A) One more year of gold weapon supply!
B) Melt the shinies, reclaim the money!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1771 on: September 30, 2019, 11:12:56 am »

A
We've been told the Fai are gone before; they were not.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1772 on: September 30, 2019, 11:20:57 am »

A
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Superdorf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1773 on: September 30, 2019, 11:23:24 am »

Ha, was worth a shot. Onward!

A
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1774 on: September 30, 2019, 11:33:56 am »

You decide to keep the gold made into weapons for another year.

445 AEC, Spring

The newest report places the happenings in Forest of the Ancestors at three Fai bodies and no disappearances.

445 AEC, Summer

Lovemaking is a hard job.

It's especially hard due to all these potions and mixtures you and your wife are imbibing, but so far there was no luck, and no child is forming within Xenia's womb. The horn tincture lasted only few minutes, the nettle balm gave you an itch, and you're pretty sure that the bull milk is simply cow milk with a fancy label.

Either that, or you need something stronger from the alchemists.

A) Charlatans! Throw them all into the dungeon!
B) Maybe the therapy actually makes it worse? Let's put drugs off anyway, they're not working.
C) Get me stronger potions then! For the dynasty!!
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1775 on: September 30, 2019, 11:50:41 am »

C
« Last Edit: September 30, 2019, 07:01:07 pm by Naturegirl1999 »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1776 on: September 30, 2019, 12:16:34 pm »

B - It was worth a shot
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1777 on: September 30, 2019, 12:18:57 pm »

B
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1778 on: September 30, 2019, 12:31:40 pm »

A
Okay, now I'm curious whether they were saving something better to bargain with.


Changing to B since I don't like C.
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« Reply #1779 on: September 30, 2019, 06:05:14 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1780 on: September 30, 2019, 06:53:56 pm »

C

I give this 50/50 between poisoning ourselves and actually working for us
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1781 on: September 30, 2019, 09:18:02 pm »

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« Reply #1782 on: October 01, 2019, 01:04:20 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1783 on: October 01, 2019, 05:40:40 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1784 on: October 01, 2019, 06:58:42 am »

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