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Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.

It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.

It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.

I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

[Naturegirl1999]

C

[Hotfire90]

B

[Haspen]

//The RNG has speaketh.

You decide to talk with her, hoping to convince her to begin truly loving you.

1

"Love you? A crippled man with no future? Look at yourself, Iakes! You're weak, crushed, and without talent. You think anyone could love you? Ha! Every day I bear shame of having to go through the marriage with you, you who has deceived me. I was promised marriage to a youthful, strong prince from across the mountains, and whom I've received instead? You can't even change your pants on your own. You're a shame! Shame upon my name! Shame upon the virtues of the Father! Shame upon the entirety of Kastoria!" She slams the door and leaves.

6

Some would feel depressed, even suicidal, at such a speech, but not you! Your literal spine might be damaged, but your metaphorical one shall start growing today.

What shall we do about the Queen who disrespected you so harshly?

A) Dungeon her immediately!
B) Annul the marriage!
C) Lock her up in her tower for a month!
D) Send an angry letter to her parents!

[Hotfire90]

B

[mightymushroom]

B I think we have grounds here, and there's no political necessity to keep a Gellainian wife.

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

B

[Naturegirl1999]

B

[Haspen]

You quickly meet up with the palatial priest, explaining the situation. You easily point out that, as the wife, she most suredly broke some laws set by the Mother as an example for all wives and queens everywhere. The priest considers your words and bows.

"I shall take your complaint to the Priests of the Mother and Father, and they shall review your case for divorce." He departs immediately, and you ponder - what else can you do about this?

A) Now? Now I just wait.
B) Lock the b*tch in the tower, of course.
C) Throw her into the dungeon, may she rot there to death!

[Weirdsound]

A

No need to be petty.

[Hotfire90]

A

[Naturegirl1999]

A

[Haspen]

You decide to just wait.

443 AEC, Mid-Autumn

Ane was of course furious when she learned of this, but your courtiers made sure that she won't be doing any damage during the proceedings.

And the proceedings are done! The Priests of the Mother and the Father have both agreed that while you were attempting to do duties of a Man to the best of your abilities, the contempt and hatred, unbecoming of a Woman, shown by your wife, is clear indication that marriage can be annulled.

"My liege, as the one who brought the case for divorce, you can take back your accusation and continue your marriage with Queen Ane, if you so desire." Your wife stares at you tearfully, but she has no right of voice at the moment.

A) "Aw, I can't be like that to her. No divorce!"
B) "Ha, I'm immune to tears! She is no longer my wife!"

[ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES]

Bye, and don't let the door hit you on the way out, it will leave a really ugly imprint on it.

[Weirdsound]

B

This could end poorly, but there was no good option here.

[mightymushroom]

B