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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109443 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1695 on: September 25, 2019, 12:40:40 pm »

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1696 on: September 25, 2019, 01:23:24 pm »

B Here's hopin' for a long, prosperous reign for Iakes. It'd be nice to have a calm period to set up trading relations, build up the country, and explore a more peaceful play style than usual.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1697 on: September 25, 2019, 03:15:13 pm »

"I agree to the restoration of the salt trade!" The envoys do not spend any moment longer at your presence - they bow and depart.

The Satoriassi diplomats are let in next.

"Greetings, King Iakes of Kastoria. We're here on behalf of King Afonso of Satorias. He wishes to establish a more cordial ties with Kingdom of Kastoria, and therefore proposes a marital bond between the two royals houses." You think about it and quickly realize that all your relatives are either married, engaged, or dead.

A) Nothing to gain here, they're too early!
B) Maybe a pledge of marriage of my first kid, whenever he or she might appear.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1698 on: September 25, 2019, 03:23:26 pm »

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Writing an "IOU" for a marriage pact just kinda seems like... a bad idea.
Yes, now that I think about it, you are right
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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1699 on: September 25, 2019, 03:32:51 pm »

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Sounds okay in principle, but I don't want them too mad from waiting if it turns out we never get a kid.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1700 on: September 25, 2019, 04:13:40 pm »

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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1701 on: September 25, 2019, 05:04:41 pm »

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If for some reason we do have a kid, and it winds up engaged to the future leader of Satorias, we will face the same 'our kingdom will be the junior partner' crisis that caused assassination and civil war last time.
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Superdorf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1702 on: September 25, 2019, 06:26:14 pm »

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Writing an "IOU" for a marriage pact just kinda seems like... a bad idea.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1703 on: September 26, 2019, 12:56:47 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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« Reply #1704 on: September 26, 2019, 05:51:18 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1705 on: September 26, 2019, 06:13:06 am »

You tell the diplomats from Satorias that there's no treaty to be made.

The diplomats leave unhappy.

443 AEC, Autumn

An urgent report comes from the northlands!

Seven dead Fai have been found, and eight disappearances have been noted. The Army is ready and patrols the area, the regional commander thankful that you didn't take the golden weapons away.

Your wife still dismisses you from her chambers, and her heart seems like ice when it comes to talking with you. It seems that you will be spending another night, alone, and unloved.

A) She needs more time.
B) I need to talk with her.
C) I will buy her over.
D) ...Then I shall find a girl that will love me.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1706 on: September 26, 2019, 06:24:18 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Rockeater

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« Reply #1707 on: September 26, 2019, 06:35:46 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1708 on: September 26, 2019, 06:54:58 am »

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« Reply #1709 on: September 26, 2019, 08:00:06 am »

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