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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109426 times)

auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1680 on: September 23, 2019, 06:39:16 pm »

B

Honestly, I wouldn't mind coming to an understanding with her and the spymaster. Let her sleep around, silence her partners, claim the kids as our own.
C
Our treasury isn't the best...

Edit: I feel like something should be done to the oracle for causing all this (I support launching burning tar in a catapult at 'er building).
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1681 on: September 23, 2019, 06:47:10 pm »

B

Honestly, I wouldn't mind coming to an understanding with her and the spymaster. Let her sleep around, silence her partners, claim the kids as our own.
C
Our treasury isn't the best...

Edit: I feel like something should be done to the oracle for causing all this (I support launching burning tar in a catapult at 'er building).

I'm not going to forget the Oracle's misdeeds, but that should be a long-term project for a leader with good traits. But yeah, when the time comes, I'm all for beating up the church and ending their tax exempt status.
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1682 on: September 24, 2019, 05:05:11 am »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1683 on: September 24, 2019, 05:21:24 am »

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You decide to let your wife make up her own mind. After all, you're now the King of Kastoria. What woman wouldn't want to end in your bed?

443 AEC, Midsummer

Two delegations of diplomats arrive; one is from Satorias, on behalf of King Afonso V, and other from Xane-Peon, bringing words of King Anreu III.

Both groups are bringing offers of trade to Kastoria, the gate guards say.

A) Let the Satoriassi diplomats in first!
B) Our old allies of Xane-Peon have priority!
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1684 on: September 24, 2019, 05:26:47 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1685 on: September 24, 2019, 07:20:53 am »

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« Reply #1686 on: September 24, 2019, 07:23:12 am »

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« Reply #1687 on: September 24, 2019, 08:05:29 am »

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« Reply #1688 on: September 24, 2019, 11:59:19 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1689 on: September 25, 2019, 02:25:31 am »

The dignitaries from Xane-Peon are led before you first.

"Greetings, King Iakes of Kastoria! Our lord and monarch, venerable Anreu III, believes that it is time for our two countries to be bound with trade agreements once more. For this, he proposes resumption of the salt trade, albeit with smaller amounts than previously."

A) "I'm not interested in salt. Does your monarch offers anything else for trade?"
B) "Splendid idea, I agree!"
C) "No!"
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1690 on: September 25, 2019, 02:34:09 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Iakes of Kastoria!
« Reply #1691 on: September 25, 2019, 02:36:14 am »

Bountues of salt shall grace our kingdom, giving the ability to preserve food for longer periods of time until we invent something akin to a fridge
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« Reply #1692 on: September 25, 2019, 03:27:56 am »

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« Reply #1693 on: September 25, 2019, 06:29:10 am »

B As King Iakes, we have plenty of salt to spare after losing the feelings in our legs and being unable to parkour.
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« Reply #1694 on: September 25, 2019, 07:11:05 am »

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