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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109162 times)

King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #135 on: May 30, 2019, 06:13:57 pm »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #136 on: May 30, 2019, 07:08:21 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #137 on: May 30, 2019, 09:01:24 pm »

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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #138 on: May 31, 2019, 01:49:00 pm »

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You dismiss the envoy from Kingdom of Satorias. He bows his head.

"Enjoy your reign, as long as it may last." He says with lovely voice, and departs.

401 AEC, Midwinter

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While the people complain and the Treasury empties, the draft and mercenaries easily supplant the losses within the ranks of Kastorian army. It's almost fully replenished by end of the month!

401 AEC, Late Winter

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Unfortunately, the Battle of Sabajona, where yours and Satoriassi forces met, ended in a defeat. The overall greater numbers of Satoriassi soldiers was the deciding factor in the outcome of the battle. Your forces have been routed, with at least a fourth of them now laying amongst the dead grass and muddy soil.

Your Army has retreated along the coast to the west. Meanwhile, Kingdom of Satorias is preoccupying itself with siege of your principal fortress at the border.

401 AEC, End of the Year

The Advisor hurries into your study as you read the most recent reports on army movements and enemy sightings.

"Here are the Scrolls, my liege, for your perusal." The fabled Scrolls of Kingdom Status are laid upon your desk.

Happiness: 3
Population: 4
Economy: 2
Army: 3
*Navy: 0

"The situation is dire, my lord." The Advisor speaks bluntly, shaking his head. "Maestrimar corsairs raid and sail by our coasts as they please, our Army is suffering while the soldiers of Kingdom of Satorias are boldly besieging our border forts."

"The people of the Kingdom, unsure about their future, are getting restless, and our Treasury is near empty of money. We're unable to appease the peasantry or even hire more mercenaries."

A) "I shall ride forth and lead us to victory, or die trying!"
B) "Don't worry, we're doing fine."
C) "Nothing else to do but beg the King of Satorias for peace."
« Last Edit: May 31, 2019, 01:54:52 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #139 on: May 31, 2019, 05:03:27 pm »

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To death and glory! Probably death, but eh, you take what you can get, am I right?
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BIRDS.

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« Reply #140 on: May 31, 2019, 05:03:41 pm »

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« Reply #141 on: May 31, 2019, 05:35:48 pm »

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« Reply #142 on: May 31, 2019, 05:49:35 pm »

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« Reply #143 on: May 31, 2019, 06:39:06 pm »

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« Reply #144 on: June 01, 2019, 12:01:40 am »

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Just ask yourself: What would a mobster do?
So we butcher them and build a 4chan tallow soap tower as a monument to our greatness?

King Zultan

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« Reply #145 on: June 01, 2019, 02:21:32 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Laterigrade

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #146 on: June 01, 2019, 06:11:07 am »

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and the quadriplegic toothless vampire killed me effortlessly after that
bool IsARealBoy = false
dropping clothes to pick up armor and then dropping armor to pick up clothes like some sort of cyclical forever-striptease
if a year passes, add one to age; social experiment

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #147 on: June 01, 2019, 07:07:33 am »

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If we win, we become a hero. If we lose, through death or surrender, we will be considered a fool, whether we stop now or not. Our only options are to go through with this to the very end and win or die trying.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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« Reply #148 on: June 01, 2019, 09:28:00 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #149 on: June 01, 2019, 02:29:44 pm »

You proclaim that you shall ride out of the capital, join your Army, and bring victory to Kastoria - or die trying!

402 AEC, Spring

Less than a week later, having left your wife and courtiers in the castle, you arrive at the camp of the Kastorian Army.

The Marshal salutes you and brings you to the council of the officers. A scrawled map is presented to you and the gathered men.

"King Lycwl, the forces of Kingdom of Satorias are stationed few days east of us. The main camp blocks our passage to the besieged areas, where about a thousand of the enemy soldiers is scattered in four groups, watching over our forts that still have to give in."

"How many of the Satoriassi are in the main camp, then? Five thousand?" The Marshal bows.

"Our most recent report from our scouts places the numbers of Satoriassi at over four thousand, and under fourt thousand five hundred." You scratch your chin. They still outnumber you, but one spectacular victory could have you equalize the numbers.

The problem is - can you lead your men to a spectacular victory right now?

A) Obviously! We pack and march to the enemy camp. Glory awaits us!
B) No, we must rest and await for something to happen.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2019, 03:42:12 am by Haspen »
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