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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109163 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1290 on: August 28, 2019, 04:21:49 pm »

You decide to meet with this foreign diplomat of Wetteredian peoples.

425 AEC, Mid-Spring

The Wetteredian envoy arrives at your audience room. He is wearing a long white tunic and black dress skirt that is reaching to his ankles. He is wearing gilded sandals, from the look of it. He has skin darker than any Kastorian or Xane-Peonian you've seen, the skin of the foreigner not merely tanned, but olive, or even brown.

He begins to speak in the language you don't understand, but some words sound vaguely Maellian-ish to you.

The translator begins his work few moments later.

"Julih of Antserdane sends his greetings to Queen Arina of Kastoria. He is on behalf of King Erman to learn of new places and new kingdoms past the lands of Wetteredian enemies that are Maellians and Gellainites. He has no gifts to offer but friendship and willingness to entertain you with stories of his homeland, if only you spare a day to entertain him with the stories about Kastoria."

A) "No gifts? No spare time, sorry!"
B) "That would be lovely!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1291 on: August 28, 2019, 04:31:20 pm »

B - Sure, lets hear more of your kingdom beyond the horizon
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1292 on: August 28, 2019, 04:31:27 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1293 on: August 28, 2019, 05:10:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1294 on: August 28, 2019, 05:28:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1295 on: August 28, 2019, 06:37:41 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1296 on: August 28, 2019, 07:41:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1297 on: August 28, 2019, 08:00:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1298 on: August 29, 2019, 01:31:22 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1299 on: August 30, 2019, 11:33:30 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1300 on: August 31, 2019, 03:38:13 am »

You invite the foreigner and the translator to side rooms to hear their stories.

Wettered is a large islander kingdom, with only few holdings on the main continent, the provinces bordering the northernmost reaches of Maellia and Gellaine. To the far north, there's a continent covered with thicket of fruit and vine trees, where giant wild animals stalk their prey and make meals out of the tiny, black peoples that Wettereds call 'dwarves'.

The forests go northwards for quite a while, before giving out to large steppes peppered with rocks and lakes. It's where the Suikkaa live, a kingdom-like nation of princely cities, and chief producers of gold and silver, bought and traded by Wetteredians with others.

Wettered sailors have sailed far west but found only a small island, which is now a Wetteredian colony. It seems nothing but sea lies to the west of that island, called Roderdane.

To the east and south, the Great Oak Forest extends, wedged between the lands of Maellia and Gellaine, as well as the lands further east and north. It is, the Wetteredian attests, the place where the Mountain of Soot is located, and where the Great Dragon lives.

Inquiring about the Great Dragon, you learn that it is a giant, black, winged reptile that has been revered by the people as object of faith and power. It's anger causes tremors and blizzards, and when hungry it must be fed human flesh. Wetteredians, Gellainites and Maellians do not worship the Great Dragon, for it has always turned its greedy eyes northwards rather than anywhere else.

To the north of the Great Forest, lie several kingdoms, with few of them united under the banner of Konigian Empire. The Konigians have always been conquerors and politicians, putting their enemies against each other until they were weakened and ripe for conquest. Most of the Konigians and Konigian client kingdoms worship the Great Dragon, except the easternmost fringes, which follow the teachings of some warrior-poet or some such, the Wetteredian isn't sure.

It seems that the traveller is either unwilling or not learned enough to give you further details, but then again, it's a lot of information anyway. Prompted to sketch the coats of arms of Wettered, he does so, and even does so for Konigia as well.


You thank the traveller for his time, and he leaves the palace.

Some courtiers gather to talk with you about this visitation by the northern foreigner.

"Mayhaps we should send some traveller or several up north? Kastoria always kept its ties only with Xane and Satorias for centuries, is it time to spread our word across other lands?"

A) "Let's send a land caravan, it's cheaper that way."
B) "Let's send a naval convoy with our explorers and diplomats on board, we have lots of ships!"
C) "We're not even done with our neighbourhood, looking for opportunities in distant places would be foolish thing to do."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1301 on: August 31, 2019, 05:24:35 am »

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Yeah, lets save the cash for now. See if we can pull our closest territories together without falling apart for a bit first.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1302 on: August 31, 2019, 05:28:23 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! Queen Arina of Kastoria!
« Reply #1303 on: August 31, 2019, 07:41:45 am »

We will have the option later, right? If not, why not A land caravan. It’s cheaper than sending ships
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« Reply #1304 on: August 31, 2019, 10:47:08 am »

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