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A fresh start in the ages past... good or bad?

Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.
It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.
It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.
I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Matin of Kastoria!  (Read 109227 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1020 on: August 10, 2019, 09:15:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1021 on: August 10, 2019, 09:49:47 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1022 on: August 11, 2019, 02:05:08 am »

You decide to hire Orano as a diplomat, his charm and silvertongue could be useful with stubborn individuals.

Orano takes off his hood and bows before you.

"Such a pleasure, such an honour! I shall play and sing for you until morning." And he indeed, does play the harp and sings the songs till the night sky starts to turn grey, at which point you declare its about time the feasting is done.

414 AEC, Late Winter

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The navy suffers more losses. Only three galleys have been lost so far, though.

414 AEC, End of the Year

If not for the date on the calendar, you would reckon its only start of Winter - the wind is gentle and the temperature still high. Even the usual Winter rains have been short and scarce this time.

As the Advisor enters, carrying Scrolls of Kingdom Status in his hands, you decide its time to stop thinking about local weather patterns.

Happiness: 3
Population: 3
Economy: 7
Army: 2
*Navy: 3

"My lord! It pleases me to announce that in the last two years, we had quite some profits and little expenses in the budget. The Treasury is filled up with coin, and there's lots of of work to do."

As for Army and Navy...

A) Let's hire mercenaries for the Army and build ships for the Navy!
B) This time around, we will only build more ships for the Navy.
C) Nah, these numbers are OK, no need to increase them!
D) This time around, we will only hire more soldiers for the Army.

As for potential festivities...

A) We have money, so why shouldn't our subjects have fun and revelry?
B) Nah, let's be frugal, we don't have to spend all our savings on wild parties.
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King Zultan

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1023 on: August 11, 2019, 04:15:22 am »

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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1024 on: August 11, 2019, 04:15:59 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1025 on: August 11, 2019, 07:36:05 am »

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Time to make hay while the sun shines!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1026 on: August 11, 2019, 07:58:26 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1027 on: August 11, 2019, 08:50:47 am »

You decide to spend money on everything that you can!

415 AEC, Spring

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After initial setbacks, the piracy problem has been eliminated! A large battle of galley saw several pirate leaders captured, as well as enemy galleys seized and their crew either drowned or set free.

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Salt and the jewellry sell for the usual amount.

Traders working for the Crown have noticed a trend; the surplus of salt in Kastoria is making people unwilling to buy at usual price. Soon enough, the surplus might not amount to that much.

415 AEC, Mid-Spring

As you return from yet another feast with your nobles, you kiss your wife and notice that she does not reciprocate. You stare down at her as she looks at you with an annoyed expression on her face.

"Lycwl, recently you've been coming back to your bedroom late at night. All you do there is eat and drink." You grumble at her comment.

A) "But I exercise also! See? Muscles! *preen for the missus*"
B) "I am moderate in drinking and eating, don't worry."
C) "The kingdom is prosperous, why should its king be fasting?"
D) "That is right! No more feasting! We must be frugal!"
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1028 on: August 11, 2019, 09:02:28 am »

B

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1029 on: August 11, 2019, 10:17:01 am »

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disappointed we can't do anything other than denial or making excuses.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1030 on: August 11, 2019, 10:24:52 am »

disappointed we can't do anything other than denial or making excuses.

Hmmm ;vc
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1032 on: August 11, 2019, 10:53:26 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM 3! King Lycwl of Kastoria!
« Reply #1033 on: August 11, 2019, 10:59:33 am »

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« Reply #1034 on: August 11, 2019, 11:13:23 am »

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