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[SeriousConcentrate]

"Oh man. It's been too long! Time to shake off the ring rust."

"Remember, all you have to do is say 'I quit' and you won't get hurt too bad."

[Praefectus Screptum]

At this sudden turn of events, Jarvis just took a deep breath...
"..."
"MMHMHMHHMHMM!"
"Fine MMHMH! I have no MNHMHM how we got on this MMHPHM, but it is time to fight. MMHMH, prepare for combat!"

[Powder Miner]

:"WOW."
:"FUCK me."
:"There are people paying to fucking kidnap me or stalk me?"
:"It's like Kaisei all over again. Fuck, I didn't think my life could get any fucking worse but APPARENTLY IT CAN."
And she pulled out her sword with probably far too much aggression.

[kj1225]

Keilee was quick to fumble out her book of magics. Which is an oxymoron and means she got her shit together in a state of panic at a reasonable pace. She cringed as she held her hand in front of her, the dark power already flowing through it.
"D-don't make me hurt you! T-think o-of your families and friends yeah!?"
Needless to say, the mage didn't present a very frightful image.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Keith nudged Jarvis.

"Those guys are isolated. Let's knock them out first."

Keith to 15-O.

[Praefectus Screptum]

"MPMPH, then. Surrounding them will MMPHM easier."
15, P.

[Powder Miner]

Asuna followed the others, stalking towards one of the groups of goblins and humans intent on kidnapping her. Her eyes promised murder.
P14

[kj1225]

Keilee slowly walked towards the enemies, not really wanting to participate in this.
17, P

[Taricus]

14-O, Soldier's Drum Keith
"Get in there, and bring them to RUIN."

[Praefectus Screptum]

"Just a reminder: we are NOT here to kill MPHMP people. Don't MPMPH them."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"No problem, dude."

Keith turned to Jarvis.

"I'm not killing anyone. Knocking them out isn't off the table, though."

[Powder Miner]

:"They're literally fucking trying to kidnap me, I ain't feeling too inclined to hold back."

[Praefectus Screptum]

"It isn't MPMHM, I am worried about, Keith it is..."
Before he could even say her name, she already proved his point. Jarvis just gave a deep sigh and pointed towards the group they were about to engage.
"Do you MPMH think these clumsy MPMMH truly know what they are doing? They MPMHM don't look like actual bandits."
"Just MMPMH what we are going to do; knock some MPMH into their heads. Slamming a shield against their heads is better than MPMPMH blood."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Keith gets into the fight, shaking off the rust. Vlad, smelling blood in the water, isn't far behind him.

Vlad performs Keith!
Keith does not take WTD penalties for 3 turns!

~~Enemies' Turn~~
The nearest guards, seeking an easy target, tackles Keith. However, tackling a professional wrestler, no matter how rusty they are, never tends to end well for the assailant, especially if said wrestler is an unaging, immortal vampire. Especially one with another, grotesque-looking vampire who appears as if he might have spent the night before conducting sacrifices to Belphegor, the Lord of Sloth.

(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Soldier's Drum negates Keith's disadvantage!)

Duelist C initiates!
Roll: 100, miss!

Keith counters!
Roll: 36, hit!
Duelist C takes 8 damage!

~~~~Turn 2~~~~
Player Phase
~~Map Theme (Pray Me Revive)~~

Spoiler: HP (click to show/hide)

Party:
Asuna "Rio" Ito: 18/18 (Slim Sword)
Jarvis "Wigglerman" Samek: 20/20 (Slim Lance)
Keilee: 18/18 (Worm)
Keith Piper: 20/20 (Hatchet) [Soldier's Drum: 3/3]
Vlad: 17/17 (Soldier's Drum)
Serena: 15/15 (Heal)

Enemies:
Novice Duelist A: 18/18 (Wooden Sword) (Race: Goblin)
Novice Fighter A: 20/20 (Iron Axe) (Race: Revivian)
Novice Lancer A: 20/20 (Iron Lance) (Race: Generian)
Novice Sniper A: 16/16 (Iron Bow) (Race: Generian)

Novice Duelist B: 18/18 (Wooden Sword) (Race: Goblin)
Novice Fighter B: 20/20 (Iron Axe) (Race: Revivian)
Novice Wizard B: 17/17 (Fire) (Race: Goblin)
Novice Lancer B: 20/20 (Iron Lance) (Race: Generian)
 
Novice Duelist C: 10/18 (Wooden Sword) (Race: Revivian)
Novice Fighter C: 20/20 (Iron Axe) (Race: Generian)
Novice Sniper C: 16/16 (Iron Bow) (Race: Goblin)
Novice Lancer C: 20/20 (Iron Lance) (Race: Goblin)

Rosencrantz: 20/20 (Iron Knife) (Race: Goblin)
Guildenstern: 20/20 (Iron Bow) (Race: Goblin)
Novice Wizard A: 17/17 (Wind) (Race: Generian)
Novice Sniper B: 16/16 (Iron Bow) (Race: Generian)

Spoiler: Map Info (click to show/hide)

Objective: Rout the enemy or defeat Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
Other Info:
- Downs in this fight are non-lethal.
- Novice Duelist B is the one with the Revivian wife.
- Novice Fighter A, Lancer A, and Wizard B are the ringleaders.

XP: 5/100

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Don't come at me with such half-assed offense!"

Keith easily ducked aside of the swordsman's strike and hit him with a spinning back elbow strike for his trouble.

"I'm going after the bow dude. Jarvis, mop up this scum, would you?"

Keith to N18, hatchet the archer at O18.