As it turns out, passing through enemies to hit them like Casper the Friendly Ghost gone mad and hitting them for all their worth:
a. Stings like hell.
b. Surprises the crap out of the poor schmuck you're about to suplex into the dirt like a jobber earning his paycheck.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Keith springs an ambush!)
Keith initiates!
Roll: 64, hit!
Novice Sniper A takes 8 damage!
Novice Sniper A is defeated!
Still works like a charm, though.
Serena does the one thing she's currently good for outside of party tricks and looking cute for two seconds before she opens her mouth.
Keilee is healed for 14 HP!
Jarvis, meanwhile, provides a far more merciful fate for his target than the currently incredibly furious Asuna has in store.
(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
Jarvis initiates!
Roll: Autohit!
Novice Duelist A takes 9 damage!
Novice Duelist A is defeated!
He lands in the dirt, a shield-shaped welt pulsing painfully on his cheek. He'll feel that in the morning.
The lancer just stares at Keilee for two seconds.
".....I really don't wanna hurt you either, but
look what you did to my friends, dammit!"
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Keilee braces for impact!)
Keilee initiates!
Roll: 65, hit!
Novice Lancer A takes 11 damage!
Novice Lancer A retaliates!
Roll: 34, hit!
Keilee takes 6 damage!
Party:
Asuna "Rio" Ito: 8/18 (Slim Sword)
Jarvis "Wigglerman" Samek: 13/20 (Slim Lance)
Keilee: 12/18 (Worm)
Keith Piper: 6/20 (Hatchet)
Vlad: 17/17 (Soldier's Drum)
Serena: 15/15 (Heal)
Enemies:
Novice Duelist A: 0/18 (Wooden Sword) (Race: Goblin)Novice Fighter A: 0/20 (Iron Axe) (Race: Revivian)Novice Lancer A: 9/20 (Iron Lance) (Race: Generian)
Novice Sniper A: 0/16 (Iron Bow) (Race: Generian)Novice Fighter B: 0/20 (Iron Axe) (Race: Revivian)Novice Wizard B: 0/17 (Fire) (Race: Goblin)Novice Lancer B: 0/20 (Iron Lance) (Race: Generian) Novice Duelist C: 0/18 (Wooden Sword) (Race: Revivian)Novice Fighter C: 0/20 (Iron Axe) (Race: Generian)Novice Sniper C: 0/16 (Iron Bow) (Race: Goblin)Novice Lancer C: 0/20 (Iron Lance) (Race: Goblin)Rosencrantz*: 20/20 (Iron Knife) (Race: Goblin)
Guildenstern: 20/20 (Iron Bow) (Race: Goblin)
Novice Wizard A: 17/17 (Wind) (Race: Generian)
Novice Sniper B: 16/16 (Iron Bow) (Race: Generian)
Objective: Rout the enemy or defeat Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
Other Info:
- Downs in this fight are non-lethal.
- Novice Duelist B is the one with the Revivian wife.
- Novice Fighter A, Lancer A, and Wizard B are the ringleaders.
XP: 60/100