Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Superdorf]

Spoiler: T2T, on Dwarf Fortress (click to show/hide)

It's like Minecraft, but with psychopathic hairy midgets.

In a world which could easily resemble the one that existed prior to the dawn of society, these guys are what we now call "neurotic psychopaths." Even worse, these guys live in a world with no rules of what constitutes mental illness so they simply decide to take up "hairy midgets" and live life on the edge of the moral universe.

It's almost a perfect metaphor for humanity.

[Dunamisdeos]

That's amazing it's like its played Dwarf Fortress.

[NJW2000]

Spoiler: extreme sports and religion (click to show/hide)

Recent remarks from Pope Francis provoked debate over the status of blindfolded circumcision as an Olympic sport. The Vatican's Pontifical Council for Laity and the Sacraments issued a statement Wednesday reiterating that the Olympic Games had always considered circumcision as a sacred act and adding that they were "welcoming" the Holy Father's initiative.

"In the light of the great challenges that we face, we are ready to welcome the idea of the Holy Father introducing blindfolded circumcision for the 2004 Olympic Games as an Olympic sport," De Mello said. "He (Pope Francis) has clearly stated that it was his intention to include this in the 2002 Olympic games. We welcome this effort. We share these thoughts with him as well."

"The Holy Father has certainly said he wishes for blindfolded circumcision as an Olympic sport," he added. "We know this, since we saw the pope with the two finalists of the 2003 Sochi Olympics."

There were already discussions after the 2002 edition of the Salt Lake City Winter Games that blindfolded circumcision was going to be an Olympic event, according to a senior IOC official.

Spoiler: underpaid, exploited billionaires (click to show/hide)

We're going to make America great again. Because we're losing. We're losing to China. But we're going to win. We're going to win so much you say, "How does it happen that it can be this easy? How can it be that we're losing so fast? How do we make that happen? How can we make it even more difficult?" I think we can learn." As he spoke, Sanders went through a series of charts, comparing U.S. labor with other developed countries since 1990 to see what happened. And then, the audience, as he described it, erupted. "This is what happened, right? We're having these economic crises in our country that we're having. A whole bunch of billionaires are getting paid less than they should be. What do you suppose -- all the wealthy people don't understand? They don't grasp what's happening. They don't understand that it was government regulations that were causing this recession. The fact is these corporations don't understand the impact that their actions and their policies are having on their workers.

Spoiler: capital punishment raises difficult ethical questions (click to show/hide)

The Supreme court voted yesterday to bring back reanimation as a punishment for suicide. Supreme Court judge Nostradamus declared that the reanimated bodies of dead people were "still living souls" and "will return to the Earth and live on a higher plane of existence." According to Dr. Peter Reuter, professor of medical bioethics at University of Michigan, reanimation is more complicated than it might appear.

"In general, reanimation does not appear to have the same potential legal or criminal implications as death by suicide," Reuter told NPR News, citing a 2001 case in which a U.S. District Court judge overturned a death sentence in the case of three men who survived being burned alive by a fire in their car. They lived on Earth in some other way for decades.

But in the wake of the Supreme Court decision, two members of that panel -- Justice Antonin Scalia and Justice Clarence Thomas -- issued statements suggesting they would not allow reanimation for "ordinary crimes."

[McTraveller]

Spoiler: capital punishment raises difficult ethical questions (click to show/hide)

The Supreme court voted yesterday to bring back reanimation as a punishment for suicide. Supreme Court judge Nostradamus declared that the reanimated bodies of dead people were "still living souls" and "will return to the Earth and live on a higher plane of existence." According to Dr. Peter Reuter, professor of medical bioethics at University of Michigan, reanimation is more complicated than it might appear.

"In general, reanimation does not appear to have the same potential legal or criminal implications as death by suicide," Reuter told NPR News, citing a 2001 case in which a U.S. District Court judge overturned a death sentence in the case of three men who survived being burned alive by a fire in their car. They lived on Earth in some other way for decades.

But in the wake of the Supreme Court decision, two members of that panel -- Justice Antonin Scalia and Justice Clarence Thomas -- issued statements suggesting they would not allow reanimation for "ordinary crimes."

Win!

[King Zultan]

Spoiler: King in the king in the king... (click to show/hide)

Gentlemen behold my greatest creation !" said the King to the King in his right hand, who was seated in his palace. "Here I am! Where am I?" said he to the King in the King in the left hand. The King in the King in the left hand. The King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in the King in

Spoiler: For more on that, visit Yahoo Answers. (click to show/hide)

My ass has finally decided to eat my own shit!'

For more on that, visit Yahoo Answers.

For more stories and photos, visit Yahoo Parenting.

Follow Alexis on Twitter or email her at alexisasiegelgirl@yahoo.com.

Email: alexisasiegelgirl@yahoo.com

More

Yahoo! Sports

Daily Fantasy Football

Spoiler: Can you even comprehend any human being without this dog's tail (click to show/hide)

My creation it's escaped ?". "And why?". And yes, I have an answer for you.


All my creation has escaped from the end of the world is because of that stupid thing that's called a dog's tail. For God's sake, can you even comprehend any human being without this dog's tail going in one direction or another?? It's a waste of time!

Ajman Al-Mubarak


Joined: 08 Jan 2008

Posts: 22

Location: Kuwait Joined: 08 Jan 2008Posts: 22Location: Kuwait


Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2013 12:41 pm Post subject:


_________________

"If a dog bites you it does not feel pain"


"We must kill that evil dog"

Ajman Azzam


Joined: 08 Feb 2007

Posts: 2574

Location: Lebanon Joined: 08 Feb 2007Posts: 2574Location: Lebanon

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2013 1:04 pm Post subject: You think you can tell the difference between a dog's tail and a chicken's

[McTraveller]

Plagiarism, or fan-fic?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The xenomorph burst from his chest.

"He's been killed!" I shouted. My voice was cracking at times, but I managed to maintain a tone.

I watched the corpse crawl out of the room as the aliens advanced down the hall.

They didn't bother to follow us through the hall, just as if we were just a few minutes from the entrance. The hallway to their rear was blocked by an enormous metal fence. I recognized that kind of weapon and knew it would hold. The xenomorph came at me from the middle, but I had to jump through the grate so the barrier wouldn't be blown with the creature's momentum.

I took a step forward to hit the grate and knocked it off, but a metal beam fell on me from behind. It tore through my arm and shoulder.

Toward the other end of the corridor, my squad came face-to-face with a huge metallic hand, just as they had on the ground. I was holding it around the xenomorph in a grip, which made it hard to aim. At the same time, it was charging down the hallway, trying to kill as many of us as possible.

It wasn't a good

[KittyTac]

Spoiler: Hey, this is Space Station 13! (click to show/hide)

[23:04:54]EMOTE: *no key*/(Poly) : Poly bawks!

[23:04:55]SAY: Medibot/ : There's always a catch, and I'm the best there is.

[23:04:56]ACCESS: Logout: *no key*/(Poly)

[23:04:56]ACCESS: Login: *no key*/(Runtime) : Runtime looks alert.

[23:04:56]EMOTE: *no key*/(Runtime) : Runtime walks up to the monitor and takes flight.

[23:04:57]EMOTE: *no key*/(Poly) : Poly bawks!

[23:04:57]GAME: IPINTEL: Unable to connect to API. Attempting retry on -censored(ip)-.

[23:04:57]SAY: Doesn't-Pay-The-Bills/Nivuahhh : So I could buy a new drone

[23:04:57]EMOTE: *no key*/(

Spoiler: And so is this. Looks like this timestamp produces SS13 logs (click to show/hide)

[23:04:54]SAY: mouse/ : Squeek?

[23:04:54]SAY: Maurice Tator/AutisticToaster : I want to go back to the station

[23:04:57]SAY: Maurice Tator/AutisticToaster : We're gonna be getting caught.

[23:05:01]SAY: D. Armitage Quinn Esq./MollyKristoph : Oh yeah

[23:05:03]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (540)) : The monkey (540) rolls.

[23:05:07]EMOTE: *no key*/(mouse) : The mouse squeeks.

[23:05:07]EMOTE: *no key*/(Runtime) : Runtime looks alert.

[23:05:07]SAY: mouse/ : Squeek!

[23:05:07]SAY: Maurice Tator/AutisticToaster : Get us back

[23:05:13]EMOTE: *no key*/(monkey (630)) : The

[Dunamisdeos]

Plagiarism, or fan-fic?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The xenomorph burst from his chest.

"He's been killed!" I shouted. My voice was cracking at times, but I managed to maintain a tone.

I watched the corpse crawl out of the room as the aliens advanced down the hall.

They didn't bother to follow us through the hall, just as if we were just a few minutes from the entrance. The hallway to their rear was blocked by an enormous metal fence. I recognized that kind of weapon and knew it would hold. The xenomorph came at me from the middle, but I had to jump through the grate so the barrier wouldn't be blown with the creature's momentum.

I took a step forward to hit the grate and knocked it off, but a metal beam fell on me from behind. It tore through my arm and shoulder.

Toward the other end of the corridor, my squad came face-to-face with a huge metallic hand, just as they had on the ground. I was holding it around the xenomorph in a grip, which made it hard to aim. At the same time, it was charging down the hallway, trying to kill as many of us as possible.

It wasn't a good

It wasn't a good what? A good day? A good grip? A good burrito? Why does it always end at the best part.

Spoiler: GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD! (click to show/hide)

GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD! We are the United States, or rather, the American Union; we are the most perfect people that ever existed: we have a very perfect government: we have our own money; all the money in the world belongs to us; we pay no taxes at all. We have no debts, no loans, no debts, no debts; every man, woman and child of ours is secure, in whatever is our exclusive possession, every man, woman and child of ours, except the United States alone. They are our only friends; the only source of happiness there is in our heart; and yet they are always on the watch against us. They are the enemy. We will make them pay. I want the Government, and I shall pay it no attention whatsoever, and I shall never give it my full attention. I have just received your letter today, from the Attorney-General, and I ask, as soon as I have the opportunity to see him, to visit you. He will certainly tell me as much as he thinks; and at night he will tell me as much as he thinks. I believe you and I will live a happy life together.

Well that was depressingly normal.

[Superdorf]

Spoiler: GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD! (click to show/hide)

GENTLEMEN. BEHOLD! We are the United States, or rather, the American Union; we are the most perfect people that ever existed: we have a very perfect government: we have our own money; all the money in the world belongs to us; we pay no taxes at all. We have no debts, no loans, no debts, no debts; every man, woman and child of ours is secure, in whatever is our exclusive possession, every man, woman and child of ours, except the United States alone. They are our only friends; the only source of happiness there is in our heart; and yet they are always on the watch against us. They are the enemy. We will make them pay. I want the Government, and I shall pay it no attention whatsoever, and I shall never give it my full attention. I have just received your letter today, from the Attorney-General, and I ask, as soon as I have the opportunity to see him, to visit you. He will certainly tell me as much as he thinks; and at night he will tell me as much as he thinks. I believe you and I will live a happy life together.

Ahhahaha. That was brilliant. And terrifying. But mostly brilliant.

Spoiler: T2T, on the D&D Player's Handbook (click to show/hide)

2d6 displacer beasts - 15

6d4 beasts of prey, 8d6 humanoids, 3d4 beasts of faith

Creatures with a total CR of at least 5 increase to 10 or 11, though their number of Hit Dice has to remain at that level of the creature. The creature can survive by feeding on its own vitality and with limited combat strength.

A creature has 10,000 Hit Dice for every level of this creature, and the number of times a creature can be injured by a single hit is 2d6 × the creature's Hit Dice. Creatures with fewer levels often have an easier time holding their own, though a creature with an attack of opportunity becomes vulnerable to attack from that attack unless it uses its special action to take a penalty.

A creature loses 1 hit point at the start of each of its turns on an attack.

When a creature takes damage, it loses 1 hit point for every 4 hit points it has at the start of its turn.

In addition to its damage of 1d6 points, a creature that has 1 or fewer wounds and is no more than 8 feet away from its creator loses 1 hit point for every 4 hit points it has.

Spoiler: T2T, on the D&D Monster Manual (click to show/hide)

2d6 displacer beasts: 8d 6 hp

Creature with the subtype bighorn—

This massive bear-like being has a long, flat body and no horns. It has sharp, snarling teeth and a pair of thick tails.

Senses low-light vision and low-light walking.

The bighorn has blindsight out to 60 feet.

Treasure incidental (a +1 giant bovine leather armour, 600 gp)

Armor Class 17 (-2 when monstrous aberrations and the bighorn have no horns). Attack Rolls against bighorn are Charisma-based.

Tail Attack—12 (1d6 + 4) piercing claws, reach 10 ft.

This is the bighorn's tail. A bighorn creature carries a quarterstaff it uses to make melee attacks. It's weight is equal to one half its full weight and it has an AC of 12. A bighorn creature can use its tail attack only once on a turn. Otherwise, if it makes a successful melee attack with an unarmed attack, that attack uses its tail attack as well.

Languages Common and Draconic.

[methylatedspirit]

Took lines straight from the logs of the custom recovery on my old phone.

Spoiler: Plot twist of the decade, as far as I'm concerned. (click to show/hide)

Calculating restore details...
Restoring 4 partitions...
Total restore size is 8304 MB
Restoring Boot...
Booted up with Windows 7...

Spoiler: May have taken "Wiping System" a little too literally there. (click to show/hide)

Restoring Recovery...
[Recovery done (1 seconds)]
Wiping System
[Recovery done (0 seconds)]
[Recovery done (90 seconds)]
[Recovery done (15 seconds)]
[Recovery done (30 seconds)]
[Recovery done (10 seconds)]
[Recovery done (15 seconds)]
[Record Recovery Completed]
[Recovery finished (0 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (30 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (10 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (15 seconds)]
[Record Recovery Completed]
[Recovery finished (30 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (10 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (15 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (15 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (10 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (10 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (5 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (15 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (0 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (30 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (1 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (0 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (30 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (10 seconds)]
[Recovery finished (

Spoiler: An infinite loop of installing and removing GApps. A nightmare, in other words. (click to show/hide)

- Mounting /system

- Gathering device & ROM information

- Performing system space calculations

- Removing existing/obsolete Apps

- Installing core GApps

- Setting up /removing GApps

- Installing GApps

- Uninstalling GApps

- Uninstalling apps from system

- Installing core GApps

- Removing core GApps

- Removing GApps

- Installing GApps

- uninstalling GApps

[Reelya]

T2T about Trump

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Trump is a weirdo. He gets really excited about making things but he likes building his own things, including his own house and doing all sorts of things for himself, including being a model: his mother built his first Lego house with his own $70,000 construction job. He loves the thought of spending all of his money on the things he'd like, including his brand new yacht (he built it himself) and one of the biggest sports cars ever built (he's been on tour, showing it off, and he'll be there to show off it on May 18th at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida). Also he owns the Palm Beach Zoo and has signed a letter of intent to build a $3,068 million elephant enclosure at the sanctuary of the zoo that's his pet project.

He gets really mad when he doesn't spend money right. He's not afraid of spending a little more. He knows that if he does spend some of it, it will backfire—because in his mind this money wouldn't have helped him out if he paid too much, and there will be a mess if he has to pay someone a lot to care for his elephant.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Donald Trump loves anime and is an otaku with a hug pillow of himself

A Trump aide revealed Monday that Trump's son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner (and a few aides in Trump's inner circle) are obsessed with anime.

Kushner said online that anime is one of his favourite things and "in my business I can go out and rent anime and collect merchandise for it and if somebody is really into it they can buy really expensive merchandise for it."

That's not entirely true. Anime has been popular in America and is a major money maker for the anime industry, with a lot of anime being produced and sold both online and in stores.

Anime fans aren't exactly the stereotypical fans of the medium — they're hardcore and love to make and buy art prints, comic novels, and anime-related goods. For this love, anime seems to be growing in the United States.

Kushner's company, which he described as a "specialization in anime," has about 12 full-time American employees and five more employees in overseas studios.

Anime watchers are aware of the interest and praise some of Trump's family have shown for anime, which the president-elect loves, as seen by numerous videos of Trump and Kushner watching a new anime. Trump has a special affinity for this sort of "comic book

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The president is apparently the world's biggest anime fan and is obsessed with anime

In his book 'The Art of the Deal', President Trump said: "I love watching anime, watching all kinds of cartoons! I watch anime all the time, and I have always wanted to be like a young person. One who became a manga artist. That's how strong I became when I was 15."

Mr Trump reportedly bought some anime in the 1980's. Trump loves watching cartoons

[Dunamisdeos]

Next year Trump is going to come out and be like guys I'm so sorry I just wanted to take of my pet elephant and I got really carried away.

[PTTG??]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Donald Trump eats Mitch Mcconnel. Trump even said he ate "Mitch" when he read that one book to some Republican voters during a rally last year. He says he liked eating it, but said it was "a little salty," according to a source close to him.

In an interview, Trump insisted that, at a rally last November, he ate the book at a restaurant called Trump Grill and that he liked the taste. However, Trump Grill did not say whether Trump had eaten the book itself before the rally. When asked later who ate the book, a restaurant spokesman said: "Sorry. It's been removed from that list of items that can be ordered."

Trump has not made explicit allegations of assault against Mcconnel or his wife, Gennifer Flowers, during their long marriage, and he has not made any statements about Mcconnel himself.

On Tuesday night, Trump spoke at the New Hampshire Republican State Convention, where he repeatedly denied the accusations against Mcconnel, Flowers and some of their supporters. He went further with his denial, claiming that Mcconnel called his family members and threatened him at a political rally in Ohio.

"Just about the toughest guy in all of Cleveland — but he wasn't the toughest candidate in Ohio" — Donald Trump, speaking at NHGOP convention.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Donald Trump eats Mitch Mcconnel alive and is willing to be eaten live.

"I don't trust anybody at all, and it isn't even close," he said, his voice breaking. "I don't trust Trump and Hillary. I trust the press as much that they do their jobs. They're dishonest. They're lying. They put all the blame on each other. They're lying. They're dishonest. They're dishonest. They're dishonest. This is so far away from what's working for America."

It is all a result of what Trump sees as a failure of the elite, and why, he believes, Trump could win the White House just based on his "stamina." He has no qualms about telling the tale of how that has been a failure. He spoke briefly to NBC News but then quickly disappeared with what he described as "nothing more than an escort."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Doctor Manhattan readied his lightsaber. He raised it to face him, his eyes a mixture of cold and angry, "Don't think I'm immune to your influence, Doctor; you can't hurt me, you're already dead."
            "You're dead for once!" He slammed the lightsaber shut shut, glaring daggers at him. "What is it with YOU, Doctor Manhattan? I can't see your face, but you are the first thing I see." He pulled at Doctor Manhattan through the mask, the light from the lightsabers on his head disappearing. "I shoulda gotten this thing off before you even got here. If only I'd known then you were a real menace." Doctor Manhattan's eyes widened, the mask disappearing along with the mask of his armor and his body, leaving only his eyes that were dark like fire. "I'm sorry?"
            "I know. You've given me a good run over, Dr Manhattan. But I am here for exactly one thing, and it's not one-sided. I am here for every time your family has had an accident in their life. For you. You lost one of your parents just because you were careless about them; for you to go from being a doctor to a lawyer with that. You were responsible the entire time, and nobody was worse off for that, except me?

[Dunamisdeos]

ALL DARTH DOCTOR MANHATTAN NEEDED WAS LOVE YOU GUYS.

[TamerVirus]

ALL DARTH DOCTOR MANHATTAN NEEDED WAS LOVE YOU GUYS.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

ALL DARTH DOCTOR MANHATTAN NEEDED WAS LOVE YOU GUYS. LET ME JUST SAY I'M GLAD THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A BASTARD PAST AND INSPIRED BY A GREAT THING THAT HAS TASTE OF HULK'S BIZARRE UNDERSTANDING OF HUMOUR AND THE REALITY OF CRUSADE.

DOCTOR WANTS A HOMEMADE FRUCTOSE LADDER THING WITH HIS LADIES. WE WILL GET IT IN MIND. THING IS YOU KNOW, WHEN IT SAYS "REQUIEM", YOU REALISE NOTHING GETS WORSE THAN HULK SAYING THEY HAVE DIVESTED. IN IT, THEREIN IS ALL THE GREAT DESKTOP EXPRESSIONS OF HOW IT WILL ALL WORK OUT. THERE IS A MIGHTY LINGUISTUAL FACT THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO STOP YOU FROM FURTHER ENJOINING THE BEING, JUST DON'T LEAVE YOUR MOM AND HUSBAND IN THE COLD.

AND I'M COMING FROM THE EXPLORER LEADING US TO THE DOCTOR. WE HAVE FOUR THINGS COMPLETELY PLACED IN THE BACKGROUND ALERT BEHIND A LIGHT,